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Examples of lion jokes are: 1. What is a the name of a lion that runs a copy machine? A copycat! 2. What is the difference between a Simba and an O.J.? One is an African lion while the other is a lyin African! 3. Why did the lion loose at the Poker? Because his opponent was the cheetah . 4. What is the name of a lion with chicken pox? Dotted lion. 5. What is the name of a lion who chases the camels across the desert? chameleon. Examples of Eggs jokes: 1. which day does eggs hate most? Fry-day! 2. What name did Snow White call her chicken? Egg white. 3. How do egg leave the highway? By going via the eggs-it.
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What are 5 tree jokes?
There are more than 5 tree jokes. You can find all kinds of tree jokes and answers online at a joke site.
What are 5 goat jokes?
There are a few goat jokes. The most popular goat joke would be "what do you call a goat at sea?" a Billy Ocean.
When do children start telling jokes?
When children are between the ages of 4 and 5 their sense of humor is really developing and for those who are around individuals who like to tell funny stories and jokes they will pick that up quickly and that will become part of their personality.
What are some jokes about diabetes?
Diabetic jokes are not always funny, but here are some jokes and quotes that are hopefully not offensive:1. Two diabetics are in Vegas for some blackjack."What are you doing here, hon?" asks a friendly bar girl.One diabetic replies, "Countin' carbs, countin' carbs."2. Please don't sugarcoat the truth, I'm diabetic.3. Why did the vampire bite the diabetic? He had a sweet tooth.4. A nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman."I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said."Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked."No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette".5. Math: Bob has 100 candy bars. He eats 95. What does he have now?He has diabetes.(Some say that is one of the worst diabetes jokes because it also includes fat shaming.)
Why was peter and the musicians considered comic relief in romeo and Juliet?
Peter jokes with the musicians in Act 4 Scene 5. The jokes were probably funny then, but seem pretty lame now. We know it was intended to be comic relief because in one early printing of the play, the actor's name Kempe (Will Kempe, the comedian) is inserted instead of the character's name Peter.
What are Easter eggs in cod 5?
Lion statues with ray guns in there mouths check out youtube
How many eggs do robins have?
3 to 5 eggs.
3 large eggs equal how many small eggs?
5
What are 5 tree jokes?
There are more than 5 tree jokes. You can find all kinds of tree jokes and answers online at a joke site.
Up to how many eggs does a love bird have?
At least 5 eggs, for the female to lay them takes 3-5 weeks.
When and how many eggs do sparrows breed?
3 or 5.
How much does 3 dozen eggs cost?
5
If two chickens can lay 8 eggs in 3 days how many eggs can 5 chickens lay you 6 days?
If they are consistant they should be able to lay 40.
How many eggs do cockatails lay?
Cockatails generally lay between 3-5 eggs
Can bald eagles lay 5 eggs?
No. They lay between 1 and 3 eggs every litter. 3 is the max number
When is the lionking 5 coming to theatre?
There isn't even an official Lion King 3. The officialtitle for the third Lion King film is The Lion King 1½ not The Lion King 3. There would be need to be a Lion King 3, then a Lion King 4, and finally a Lion King 5 which will not be coming to theaters anytime soon as Disney has not officially announced any new Lion King films are in production as well Disney stating that no more sequels will be produced towards their theatrical animated films after the release of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning.
Which is a better buy 12 eggs for 3 or 18 eggs for 5dollers?
It is a better value to buy 18 eggs for 5 dollars.
