At a cocktail party you can expect the average person to eat how many hors d'oeurves in two and a half hours?

Answer 1

Depending on the size of hors d'oeurves, nutritional content and value, appetite of guests, amount of water and other liquids consumed, average excretion levels of guests prior to consumption, air density, edible products consumed prior to outset of cocktail party, eg crisps eg. quavers, monster munch, the average person will consume between one and thirty small to large sized hors d'oeurves in two and a half hours on the assumption that the person consuming the hors d'oeurves eats them at a steady rate and a has a constant consumption velocity of 13.79 pascals per unit of hors d'oeurves consumed squared per second. Hope my research is helpful P.S. all research and development of cocktail party physics was carried out in the aerospace engineering department at the national university of Papua New Guinea. Despite lack of resources for appropriate equipment we were able to raise enough funds by stealing off street orphans to answer your invaluable question. yours sincerely, Aaron and Marco