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Where did Chuck Norris travele?
Through time and space.
When did Chuck Norris invent time?
He didn't.
How did Chuck Norris count to infinity twice?
Infinite... twice. Chuck Norris can also win a game of connect four in 3 turns. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch....because he decides what the time is.
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
What rank did Chuck Norris leave the military at?
chuck Norris did not leave the military the military left chuck Norris in fear
Will Chuck Norris get you?
chuck Norris can get anyone at anytime and at anyplace. the one person who he has yet to face or get is Frederick Lehman!and last time we checked Fred is still waitting. bring it chuck.
Did chuck Norris the actor pass away?
At the time of replying (November 8th 2016) - Chuck Norris is very much alive !
Why doesn't Chuck Norris wear a watch?
He says what time it is.
Who is the voice of fire princess in adventure time?
Chuck Norris
Is Chuck Norris afraid off big bad pete?
he sure is chuck tried to roundhouse pete into the next millennium but pete came back in time with chucks one weakness chuck Norris. chuck Norris never tried it on big bad pete again.
Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.
