Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?

Answer 1

Chuck Norris WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!

In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.

ANSWER:

Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.

Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".

If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.

Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.

Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.

Answer 2

chuck Norris is better at Martial Arts of course. steven is too slow.chuck can cut flips around him.lova ya chuck.

Answer 3

Chuck Norris.Isnt it obvious?Chuck Norris always wins,even when he loses.

Answer 4

steven seagal