Steven Seagal?
(Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick that dude in the face before Steven could even get a word out of his mouth. Which is a slow and difficult process in any case.)
Yes he does. Chuck Norris isn't scared of anyone.
Anyone but Chuck Norris can.
Chuck Norris does the roundhouse kick more effectively than anyone else.
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
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Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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chuck Norris can get anyone at anytime and at anyplace. the one person who he has yet to face or get is Frederick Lehman!and last time we checked Fred is still waitting. bring it chuck.
no of course not
yes, charlie bush
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris