Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
Chuck Norris has 5 children
chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
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The same amount of days chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is jesus
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed 182 people with only six bullets.
as many as he allows
Every face book user is already friends with Chuck Norris You don't accept him he accepts you.
Only chuck norris can answer this question!! ;)
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