you can catch the episodes of Smallville you've missed on the internet at the site YOUTUBE.com , that is if you have internet access but if you don't better have a copy of it on DVD's so you'll follow every scene of it.
You can't catch Deoxys without having gone to a Nintendo Event (which has been passed for several years now) where you get something that allows you to go to the island where you can catch Deoxys, or without cheating. It's impossible.
Why catch one ! If you're familiar with the upkeep of the species, and you're wanting one as a 'pet' - there are plenty of pet shops that sell them, without having to catch your own from the wild !
you eat moose
You cant, you have to have the torn page finished.
Yes, you can catch a boil by having sex with a partner that has a boil.
This is where you insert any new fish you catch without having to undo the straps to open it.
Well, you either catch it, or use a Pokemon that knows thief without having it holding an item.
having good luck
you can't catch darki without an event
you can't catch it without the cheat.
In sapphire you cant catch it without events or cheats:-)