Can you pass a DOT drug test while taking Vicodin?

Answer 1

It takes three days to completely leave your system. Drink lots of water immediately before your test if it has been less time. Make sure you pee a couple times before giving a sample. This will dilute the drugs in your urine and hopefully you will pass. The best method is to obtain clean urine from someone who is the same sex as you and ideally their age should be within ten years of yours. Put the clean urine in a non-lubricated condom and tie the end off. Most drug testing agencies test the temperature of your sample which must be within 5 degrees of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Put the condom with the clean sample in your underwear (briefs not boxers) and leave it there (with as much contact with your skin as possible, under the balls works well) until it feels neither hot nor cold. This should keep the sample as close to your own body temperature as possible. If passing the test is absolutely essential putting the sample up your butt and leaving it until you cannot feel warmth or cold (This is how you know it is the same temp as your body). You will need KY jelly for this. Once you get some of the condom up there squeeze the liquid so that it moves into the end up your butt and tuck the rest up there leaving the knot you tied on the outside so that it does not get lost and you are more easily able to retrieve it. you may want to put a couple wet wipes in you underwear as well. Normally they will have you empty your pockets and may pat you down. If you are keeping it in your briefs keeping it under your balls ensures no one will see or feel it if they pat you down. Wear jeans or other course material clothing (this will make it harder to detect). Do NOT wear sweatpants or warm ups. They usually put dye in the toilet water and tell you not to flush or turn on the sink (they are trying to prevent you from diluting your sample with water, which can lower the amount of drugs in your urine to undetectable levels but may also change the specific gravity of your sample. Simply put they may be able to tell you diluted the sample and this method is not guaranteed to work. Only substituting clean pee will ensure a negative result. This will not work at probation as they watch you but works like a charm for pre-employment testing. Once you are alone in the room carefully (so as to not spill) bite of the reservoir tip of the condom and put the clean urine in the sample cup. Use the wet wipes to clean up any mess. DO NOT throw anything away at the testing facility. Put the condom and wet wipes back in your underwear or in a sock until you leave the premises. They will test the temperature immediately so you will know right away it you got away with it (they may not tell you anything but if you carefully and nonchalantly look at the paperwork you can see if they check the box stating it is the right temp, locate this box yourself ahead of time when the initially give you the paperwork so you don't look too interested in what they are writing). DO NOT get caught looking over their shoulder to see what they are writing as this makes you look guilty and may make them suspicious. It would be best to be as uninterested in what they are writing as you can. Try to stay calm and casual. Remember you don't do drugs so you have no reason to be nervous. The key to this method is to have clean pee and to leave it in your underwear for long enough that it equals your body temp. It should feel neither hot nor cold when it is the right temp (this is very important). Make sure the sample you are bringing is from a reliable source with no drugs (make sure to ask about prescription medications as well as they will detect them in the sample). If you need to store clean urine for a future date it can safely be frozen for quite a long time (up to a year). Sometimes when you thaw it (I do it slowly in the microwave on defrost) it comes out cloudy. This can be fixed by filtering it through a coffee filter. You must leave enough time (hours) for the sample to equalize with your body temp. Again it should feel neither hot nor cold against your skin. You can get it too hot defrosting it, try not to, but if you do allow it to cool in your briefs until it no longer feel warm or hot. Faster results are possible when you put it up your butt and remember non-lubricated condoms(you do not want any chemicals from spermicide in your sample). DO NOT use any other container. A condom is ideal as it will readily transfer heat to or from the sample and will mold itself to your body. Also they are very strong (do not try to use a plastic bag as it may break) so you can be confident no accidents will occur. I have done this every time I have taken a drug test for work and have always passed. If you are subject to random testing powdered urine can be obtained on the internet. Keep a condom full of the appropriate amount of water in you underwear(along with the powdered urine stored seperately) at all times. If you carry pee around all the time it will spoil and smell. Powdered urine can be kept for a long time. If you always keep these on your person (remember not to store it in your pockets as you will be searched and may not have time to reposition it into your underwear. Also in your briefs the water will stay the correct temperature. Powdered urine is now illegal in some areas so you may need to have it mailed to someone in a state where it is still legal first. Real pee from a clean source is ideal but if you can be tested at any time powdered urine and water can be kept on you at all times without spoiling. A final tip, stay calm and disinterested in the process. Be polite and follow the instructions of the tester (until you are alone in the bathroom). Focus on breathing if you start to feel nervous. Just remember you will pass the test no problem if you follow these instructions carefully, so really you have no reason to be nervous. Usually your sample will be sent away to a lab for the actual drug testing after the temperature of your sample has been measured. The only two things you need to be careful of are having the sample be the right temp(remember it will feel neither hot nor cold against your skin when the temp is right) and make sure you do not spill the sample. Make sure you bring about 4 liquid oz of urine(you must fill the cup up to a certain line and 4oz should be a little more than you need. When you have filled the sample cup put the lid on securely and pee in the toilet (This way it will seem like a real sample to anyone listening and when they come in to flush the toilet the blue die will be green (do not flush yourself or you will have to provide a new sample). If you follow this simple procedure you will never fail a drug test. It has been done successfully by yours truly on several occasions. If you put the condom up your butt make sure to bring wet wipes as you will not be allowed to run any water in the testing room and you don't want to come out with doo doo on your hands. It is not really uncomfortable as it is a small amount and is flexible (it will shape itself to your colon's contours) Up the butt virtually guarantees correct temperature and will avoid any chance of detection. When it no longer feels cool or warm you are in business. Good luck(although this method eliminates the need for luck)

Answer 2

in reality you wont pass the drug test, but it wont matter, have your doctor write a letter to the people who are testing you stating you are taking the drug by prescription under his orders.

Answer 3

If the Vicodin is noted as prescribed (recently) in your medical history, then you should pass the test. Vicodin does show hot in a pee test.