Chuck Norris, because [...]
chuck Norris IS a Vagina
Chuck. Norris. Period.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. He wears Jack Bauer pajamas!
Jack Bauer would intervene and kill everyone whilst overacting.
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee? Chuck was payed $100,000 to pretend in that movie he was beaten by Bruce. Bruce even admitted it. the REAL fight has never happened to this day. BRUCE LEE IS BETTER ANY WAYS THAT $100,000 YOUR TALKING ABOUT PROBABLY ISNT TRUE AND IF IT IS ITS CALLED A SALARY. Listen "Bruce" You know chuck is better. and the 100 grand is realer then bruce lee himself. The fight in Way of the Dragon was a scripted fight. You cant decide who is better using that as an example. They both had different styles. But Chuck Norris has said he would get beat if they ever fought for real That is false never once did Chuck norris say he would be beat in fact he says the contrary he said when asked who would have won in a fight he said "niether of us wanted to go there, i did not want to hurt him and he did not want to hurt me. but lets get realistic, i was a professional fighter he was not"
In terms of existance, Chuck Norris would win. You cannot have a fight between a real person and a fictional person. Daniel Day Lewis would defeat them both. And Candle Jack, if he showed up, would
Chuck Norris
No he did not.
Yes he does. Everyone likes Jack Daniel's.
The bacteria that die in light is Chuck Norris and Captain Jack Sparrow.
smoke weed ad jack hoes and wack off all day