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Chuck Norris started life as a normal human. But at the age of 2 days all of that changed. He roundhouse kicked his father when he would try to feed him milk when he wasn't hungry, he fought off criminals with a single glance, and he rode motorcycles. (His mother wanted him to wait until he was at least 3 months old to ride motorcycles but being him he did it at 5 days.) He fought and defeated Godzilla when he was a year old. At age five, he killed death. Age 6, he counted to infinity. Not to mention that he can slam a revolving door.
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What does Chuck Norris do on his bday?
Chuck Norris wasn't born. He simply decided to start existing.
Who start the Chuck Norris facts?
Chuck Norris facts never STARTED, they have just always been....
When can a eagle start to hunt?
chuck Norris tooted
When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
What year did Chuck Norris start kickstart?
Since before he was conceived.
How did Chuck Norris start acting?
He doesnt act. Everything he does is real
What inspired Chuck Norris to start Kick Start?
The same thing that inspired him to neck snap.
When did Chuck Norris create kick start?
He created it on August 16th, 1990.
Did Malcolm x ever start riots?
no chuck norris did though hope that helps
Why did the Italians start slow food?
Because Chuck Norris eats slow food
When start the first Target store?
When Chuck Norris got mad at Wal*Mart.
Is Chuck Norris dead?
Yah he is, if you don't want him to be, then even when u think it, the next morning u will will wake up very confused in the middle of a minefeild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if u survive that ( which u probably wont) he will go up to u, pick u up, and make u pee ur pants when u stare at him. when u start crying he will put u down, apologyze, and sighn u an autograph. Chuck Norris is the subject of a lot of pointless stereotypes, as demonstrated above.
