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No, but it could get you a criminal record.
If sperm does not enter the vagina then you cannot get pregnant
If he deposited sperm in your vagina and you ovulated, you could be pregnant. No sperm, no baby.
Yes, you could possibly.
If it is deposited in the vagina (internally, not externally) and it contains sperm you could become pregnant.
If any sperm are anywhere near the vagina, you can get pregnant. I have a 30 year old to prove it (no penetration).
That is not the usual way it is done but, it could work. The most effective method is direct injection of the ejaculate into the vagina.
Yes, if it leaked inside the vagina you could get pregnant. Using condoms with spermicide will cut some of this risk.
She certainly can not get pregnant from swallowing sperm. sperm needs to be ejaculated in the vagina for that to happen.
No, masterbating or licking your hands won't get you pregnant. Sperm from a male needs to enter your vagina and meet up with and fertilise one of your eggs for you to get pregnant.
That's kind of gross, but I suppose it could happen.
Happen? well if there is blood coming from the vagina then you may have been pregnant, but the child is lost.