Definition for a country boy

Answer 1

Somebody who calls a trip to 7-Eleven "going to town." Somebody who knows that milk doesn't come from the dairy aisle. Somebody who can kill an evening with a case of beer and a bug zapper. Somebody with dirt under his toenails. Can anyone think of any more? I can. Somebody who says "Why aren't you milking a cow right now" whenever somebody isn't milking a cow. Somebody that can climb a tree without any branches. Somebody who is a complete hilbilly. NOW can anyone think of any more? Somebody who gets hot flashes at a cattle auction. Somebody who has tried to pick up women at the VD clinic. Somebody whose lawn furniture used to be his living room furniture. Somebody who has a "Big Mouth Billy Bass" anywhere in his home, and hasn't removed the batteries. Somebody who has a working TV on top of a non-working TV. Somebody who thinks that a "Volvo" is a body part. Somebody who has more than three broken-down trucks up on blocks in his front yard. Bonus if any of them houses a bird's nest. Does anyone of any intelligence care to compete?