Did Anna Kreisling rescue Bill Clinton?
In 1997 President Bill Clinton was visiting Bahrain with over 27 members of Congress. Unknown to the Secret Service across from the hotel where President Bill Clinton was staying a beautiful Iranian terrorist ASHERKAUN was bathing nude on the roof in her private Jacuzi. Without telling anyone Bill put on his swimming suit and went to see if the girl was in any danger of drowning! As he slipped into the warm water he was suddenly grabbed by some big hairy Persian guys who smelled like camel dung!! For three days the Congressmen had a drunken party and forgot about President Bill Clinton! Meanwhile poor Bill was tied up and his toe nails were being painted pink by these disgusting terrorists! Anna Kreisling the White Wolf of the Luftwaffe was told by the Secret Service that Bill had been kidnapped and taken to Teheran and that they were keeping this Top Secret!! Anna found the name of the swanky Hotel, The Persian Pussycat Palace, where they were asking him some top secret things about Arkansas!! Anna wasted no time and flew into a soccer field in her DC-3, then took her Samurai Sword and killed 88 Iranian guards! She and Bill ran for her plane as half the city of Teheran woke up and discovered Bill missing! Barely missing ACHDIMININUTJOB the Prime Minister, Anna flew Bill back to Barain before the Party ended! Hillary never found out!
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William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton was the 42nd President of the United States from 1993 to 2001.
OK ,while bill was in Arkansas at school Hilary was teaching there they met after class was over and then a few years later they got married.
No I do not think he supports her very much. Remember the affair he had during his presidency? Hope you remember. It has not been proven however.
He presided over the largest economic expansion in U.S. history. It began considerably prior to his taking office, and collapsed well before he left it. Therefore he is not regarded as the cause of the expansion, but is regarded as the reason for its destruction (the "dot-com bust"). Note: Bil…l Clinton supposedly balanced the federal budget and eliminated the federal deficit. However, it seems that creative accounting was used... for one thing, the National Debt certainly was never paid off, which means it was a case of "the budget is balanced, except that the bills aren't paid"! Astonishingly, as soon as he was out of office, the media willingness to overlook creative accounting vanished as well, and the *real* budget's economics came back. ( Full Answer )
No. Bill Clinton's real last name is Blythe. His father died before he was born and he took his stepfather's name while in high school.
No. Hitler comitted suicide in his bunker. Stories of his escape in a Fiesler Storch are nothing more than conspiracy theory.
Anna Kreisling was the second most famous Luftwaffe Lady pilot in World War II!! She was also Heinrich Himmler's favorite KNIGHT of the Round Table at Wewelsburg Castle. This of course was kept secret along with the way that Heinrich Himmler saved her life in the Black Forest in 1927. Anna Kreis…ling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe is famous for three major reasons. 1. Her legendary flying at Stalingrad, flying the Junkers Ju-52. 2. She was the Co-Pilot on the Junkers JU-390 that took off from Norway, overflew Canada, Michigan and then flew right over the Empire State Building of New York city, on August 28th, 1943! 3. While in Japan in 1945 she personally saved the Emperor of Japan! Stalin had ordered the Emperor to be killed and he was enraged when he found out that The White Wolf had saved him! ( Full Answer )
Joseph Stalin was a paranoid drug addict who murdered 55 million Russians before World War II began. He knew the only person in the world who could destroy him was Adolf Hitler. SS Reichsfurher Heinrich Himmler was given the task of gaurding Hitler and destroying all who sought his death. Stalin kne…w this so Heinrich Himmler was always given the highest priority by the NKVD for constant reports to Stalin. Many of these reports by the NKVD included pictures of the 12 knights of the SS Round Table at Wewelsburg Castle. Only one of these knights was a German Woman, ANNA KREISLING! Stalin could not believe how beautiful she was! She was so gorgeous that he was convinced she was from another world! He also had reports about her Golden Coffin that she slept in at night that floated above a sacred stone at Wewelsburg Castle. Reports of how Heinrich Himmler saved her life in the Black Forest in 1927 convinced him that Hitler had access to supernatural powers. Russian scientists were convinced she was an Aryan of a Master Race from another planet. ( Full Answer )
the well fair reform bill which limited the amount of time that you could use it, may i add in it was when he had a republican senate and congress. multiple bills that regulated the housing market which started the decline. Passed tax bills that increased revenue by 85 % and bills that sped up spend…ing by 30%. Hence the surplus ( 85-30= 55, simple ). ( Full Answer )
In 1945 Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe, was testing a Horten V-9 flying wing which showed promise of becoming an attack bomber for the Luftwaffe! She was operating from the Autobahn highway high up in the mountains to avoid American P-51 Mustang fighters. American tank crews drivi…ng Sherman tanks saw a bat-like plane come in and land so they started their engines and started down the highway. The German ground crew was startled and fled. Anna in the Horten had no idea that three Sherman tanks were closing in on her. Her Jumo Turbo-jet engines were shutting down when she saw a Sherman tank off to her left. Then suddenly a Sherman Tank was twenty yards in front of her. She calmly opened her canopy and slowly stood up when three American soldiers walked up to the Jet. The Sherman tank drivers thought they were in heaven when she took off her flight helmet and they could see her ice blue eyes, red lips, frost blonde hair, she was the most gorgeous lady they could imagine! Within Five minutes they decided to keep her and not report anything to the brass and give her the job of pouring coffee for Patton's Army! For six months Anna was looked upon as a USO Hollywood Girl who was part of BOB HOPE'S SHOW!! Anna later said that the men in Patton's army were the greatest guys in the world. She always felt safe and lucky to by with these real gentlemen, real soldiers, who helped her feed the children and people in Germany. ( Full Answer )
Heinrich Himmler Lord of the SS believed that 20,000 years ago Tibet was visited from Outer Space by Blonde Blue-eyed Aryans. Many statues and carvings in Tibet confirm this. The Viking Runes found in Tibet match those in Norway and Scandinavia. In 1927 Heinrich Himmler saved Anna Kreisling in the B…lack Forest in Germany. She was found in a golden coffin floating above the ground. Dark LORDS had brought her here for execution. When Heinrich and Leni Reifenstahl revived her they found that her memoriese had been erased, but her accent and speech were an ancient form of German. Heinrich took in this German maiden and trained her how to fly, and because of her incredible feats with swords and knives she was asked to join the 12 SS Knights at Wewelsburg Castle. Both Hitler and Heinrich Himmler believed Anna Kreisling was of pure Aryan Blood! ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling, first named as a purported female German pilot of World War II, is almost certainly fictional. Her exploits appear to be figments of an overactive imagination. Many of the questions about her were asked and answered by the same site guest.
The New York Times first noticed a stunning girl in a black SS uniform to the left of Adolf Hitler at the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Hitler many times surrounded himself with lady admirers, but this was different. She was on a platform that included Heinrich Himmler, to her right. Rudolf Hess and also Ev…a Braun. The next day again she is to the right of Hitler dressed in a peasant Volk dress holding flowers and giving Hitler the Nazi salute while smiling. Leni Reifenstahl said that Anna Kreisling was gorgeous beyond belief, and Leni was well known to be one of the most beautiful women in Germany. Hitler and Himmler were convinced that ANNA could trace her royal blood back to Tibet. ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling was captured by three Sherman tanks from Gen. Pattons army. She had just landed a Horten V-9 on a test flight. When she saw the tanks in front of her she calmly opened up the cockpit canopy and stood up. As three American solders from the Sherman tanks walked up, they gazed in amazeme…nt when she took off her helmet, they were shocked and stunned. In front of them smiling was the most gorgeous dame in the world. She looked like a Hollywood Movie Star!! Within five minutes they decided not to tell the brass and keep her and put her to work pouring coffee for the U.S. Army. For six months Anna disappeared from history until someone took a picture of her pouring coffee for General Patton! The OSS saw the picture in STARS AND STRIPES in the winter of 1945 and quickly came and flew her to the United States where Werner Von Braun had requested her help. ( Full Answer )
After Stalingrad, Anna Kreisling had proven herself both to Himmler and Goering. Adolf Hitler knew their was much tension between Himmler and Goering. He needed an officer who had to respect of both Men. Also to win the war KG-200 would be given more duties to be performed within the NAZI NUCLEAR Bo…mb program. This involved long range Recon flights, dealings with Japan, and overseas Nazi bases in South America and Antarctica. In January 1943 the Junkers JU-390 recon aircraft was ready to be tested, advanced radar was added, in flight refueling with a Tanker Aircraft, the Junkers JU-290 was done. Anna spent a great deal of time flying with Hans Joachim Pancherz. On August 27th they flew from their base in Norway and struck out across the Atlantic Ocean. If the air to air refueling was successful over Iceland, they would penetrate into Canada and be on their way to photograph the Defense Plants in Michigan. On August 28th at Noon they flew over the Empire State building on their way to land at a Luftwaffe base outside of Paris. ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe was born on June 10, 1910 in Berlin Germany. As a young girl she did enjoy kissing Santa Claus and other girls also. When she was 26 years old the NEW YORK TIMES took a picture of her on stage at the Berlin Olympics! Anna Kreisling has never considered… herself gay, however when she drinks to many beers she enjoys kissing anyone available including horses and beermaidens. Mel Brooks and Bill Clinton can both testify how one look from Anna Kreisling can do wonders for your health! Anna Faris on the set of Saturday Night Live tried to our drink Anna Kreisling and they wound up in a hot tub for two days making out!! During World War II Heinrich Himmler sent her to Tibet for one month to study the men in Tibet, her report to Heinrich was that they were all Aryans and they all had boners from gazing at her!! ( Full Answer )
ANNA KREISLING was born in Berlin on January 10,1920. Hitler was introduced to her in 1927 by Heinrich Himmler who spoke highly of her. Hitler knew that Heinrich had rescued her from certain death in the Black Forest. Why? He could only guess that there was a reason for her at this time in history t…o solve many mysteries that Heinrich and Hitler were trying to understand. Over the next five years Anna learned to fly but also was trained as an SS officer. Hitler always admired bravery and courage and Anna was confident and fearless, Hitler always sensed he was in the presence of royal blood, even British members of the Royal family were stunned when they met her! Over the years Hitler had many discussions with many women, he always felt more open and comfortable with women, perhaps because he was very close to his own mother. After Stalingrad Hitler and Himmler gave Anna ultra-secret work in the Third Reich and kept her out of the spotlight. All records of her in KG-200 were burned in 1945. She was brought to the United States in 1946 by the OSS. Answer: There is no evidence whatsoever that Anna Kreisling existed. It would therefore be hard for Hitler to admire her. ( Full Answer )
From what I understand, something GRAND was planned, oops, that"s a parody of a dirty song. well She was an intelligence operative for Waffen-SS The mission was in part aimed at possible historical ( rather like Von Daniken) artifacts, coded tablets ( which were made semi-official in the following y…ear, l938 the so-called Chinese or Tibetan discs relating to UFO activitiy in the dim past- and more likely for the Nazis- more recent UFO activity in the inaccessible Far East. Anna Kreisling is not commonly found in book stores! She should not be confused with any of Hitler"s various female intelligence operatives ( who were mainly crypto-qualified secretarial typists) or the aviatrix Hanna Reitsch, who died in l979. She was born in l9l2, so recently passed her centennial year, with little fanfare! ( Full Answer )
Israeli Intelligence has learned that Hannah Kreisling, Anna's mother was a Baltic German from Estonia. They lived on the coast right across from Finland. In 1916 she went to Germany and cared for the wounded as a Nurse. In October of 1918 she cared for a German soldier who had been blinded by gas. …His name was Adolf Hitler. Hannah saw Hitler through to a full recovery and she twice prevented him from taking his life because of despair and emotional trauma. Hitler and Hannah both loved Germany and became members of the Thule organization. On January 10,1920 Hannah gave birth to ANNA Kreisling in Berlin. Hitler and Rudolf Hess were present when Anna was born. ( Full Answer )
So far as is known and proven, no one has ever been abducted by a flying saucer.
KG-200 means Kampfgruppe 200- lit Battle Group 200. It is Army or Air Force, not a Naval Task Force which would be the equivalent .
Anna Kreisling for many decades has worked for the CIA and the Lockheed Skunk Works developing advanced Recon aircraft. She and her name have been listed as TOP SECRET since 1946 when the OSS brought her to the United States. Recently President Obama has been trying to pass information about Anna Kr…eisling to the Russians, who are obsessed with capturing her. Anna is not easy to find because not only does the CIA protect her, but her husband who happens to have a fortune over 200 billion, also has her protected. On top of this ODESSA, a top NAZI SPY organization also provides her with information and protection. As a result Obama is trying to ban all mention of her on the internet. Anna Kreisling flew with KG-200 in World War II, and wants the world to remember the history of this war, so they will not repeat the same mistakes in the future. The above would best be considered a fantasy. Anna Kreisling was allegedly a Luftwaffe test pilot before and during WW II. As such, she would be approaching 90+ years old by now. However, the likelihood is that no such person ever existed. The business about President Obama trying to pass information about her to the Russians and to ban all mention of her on the Internet is complete fiction. ( Full Answer )
Yes! Just go and look at the Austraillian flying magazine PACIFICFLYER, June 2001 edition, page 23 upper right hand corner. A greatpicture of Anna Kreisling smiling. Also look closely at the JunkersJU-390 flown by KG-200. In this picture you will notice four Men inpilots outfits, but a woman in a fl…ying outfit is in the middle,you are looking at Anna Kreisling getting ready to fly in 1944.Notice how the men are all smiling and she is the center of theirattention. ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling is married to one of the wealthiest men in the world. They are both friends of Bill Clinton and consider him to be the last great President of the United States of America. Obama is jealous of Bill Clinton and hates people who will not contribute to his Billion dollar Presidential Cam…paign. He also knows that Anna Kreisling is protected by the CIA and the OSS from World War II. He also knows that Anna Kreisling considers him a Communist and an Atheist, two very good reasons she will not contribute money to him. She considered Bill Clinton a great leader who always put America first. Anna Kreisling saved Bill Clinton's life in 1997 when he was kidnapped in Bahrain by some smelly Iranian Terrorists. Anna Kreisling also defended Ann Coulter in 2003 at Cornell University when the students called her a Nazi!! Anna Kreisling told these rude students that she was proud to be a Nazi, and Ann Coulter was a nice Liberal compared with her ideas on how to save the United States!! ( Full Answer )
On Christmas Day in 2009 Bill Clinton was at the Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. enjoying some Peach Pie with five gorgeous black honeys. "Say, why do white folks like to stare at airplanes?" said Bambi. At that moment Bill saw Anna Chapman, a Soviet KGB agent enter the room! She had Five hu…ge hairy stinking Persian guys who smelled like Camel Dung with her! Then Bill saw Anna Kreisling tied up and her eyes showed fear! Suddenly Bambi and the other sisters got a whiff of the Persian guys! "Jesus, you guys smell worse than a monkey with Diareah!" said Bambi! At this one of the Persian guys farted and the fight was on!! While Bambi and her Soul Sisters beat the crap out of Persians, Bill rescued Anna Kreisling! As they rode to safety on their rented horses, Bill turned to ANNA and said, "Remember when we fought those 15 Midget Whores together in the White House! Well I found out Newt didn't send them! It was Obama!!" ( Full Answer )
Martin Bormann signed many agreements with the OSS and British MI6 Intelligence. In April 1945 Albert Speer wrote about a Junkers JU-390 that flew to Tokyo and stayed there, but SS Flugakapitan Anna Kreisling flying back to Germany on a different one. One of her first orders upon arriving back was d…elivered to her by Martin Bormann and also signed by Adolf Hitler. In this document she was ordered to prepare a Junkers JU-52 and fly it to Berlin and await further orders. Anna Kreisling talked with Hannah Reitch who had received similar orders, to fly Gen. Ritter Von Greim to Berlin in a specially prepared Fieseler Storch STOL aircraft. Both Hannah and Anna knew what this meant, together with Hans Baur, you had three of the most famous pilots in Germany who specialized in rescue work. One would be given the job of flying Hitler, Eva and Bormann out of Berlin. This was confirmed by Stalin after the war, and now 70 years later DNA testing has confirmed that Stalin was right. The Skull that was supposed to be Adolf Hitler is that of a woman. In 1957 Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling all told Martin Caidin that Hitler died in Berlin. In 1947 Stalin told the world many times that Hitler had escaped. ( Full Answer )
In 2010 at the Munich Octoberfest Willie Nelson bought some grass from Anna Chapman a secret KGB Agent from Moscow. Back in his room he lit up and nearly died from Diareah and Vomiting! The grass had been sprayed with Persian Deoderant designed to kill cockroaches and rats! Very mad Willie called up… Bill Clinton and they loaded up their guns so Willie could get his money back! Willie parked his FIAT in front of Anna Chapmans villa and they waited. In one hour Bill saw the gorgeous naked Russian spy walk across the room. Gasping for air he told Willie he was going to take a walk and buy a Hot Dog!! Within minutes Bill was down to his underwear and knocking on the door! Anna Chapman answered the door and smiled when she saw Bill in his Boxer shorts! "Come in, Vie Gates!" she said as she walked sexy across the room. Bill came in and found Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe tied up!! But Bill could only focus on Anna Chapman and he failed to see the big hairy Persian guy sneaking up behind him!! Willie who was watching all this in his Zeiss Binoculars quit smoking Pot and loaded up his Colt 1860 44 revolver! Willie burst into the room and shot three Persians in their Cahoneys, then had sex with Anna Chapman, then smoked three Doobies, then he released Bill Clinton and Anna Kreisling!! YOU ARE MY HERO!!" Anna Kreisling said to Bill Clinton. "Shucks, that's all right Baby, do you know where I can get some Peach pie??" YES, YES, YES I DO" said Anna. So Willie sang a song while the three of them rode to Dusseldorf to find that elusive Peach Pie! ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling was gorgeous beyond belief according to Leni Reifenstahl, and Leni was one of the most beautiful women in Germany. Anna stood five feet eight inches tall, very tan and athletic, frost blonde hair that came down past her shoulders, crystal ice blue eyes. This is why she was called the …White Wolf of the Luftwaffe! She was easy to spot at any German airfield, men would drop everything and stare at this heavenly vision! Mein Gott could be heard as they staggered around! Anna's figure was 38-26-36, and her 38D breasts were so breathtaking that Albert Speer designed a world famous Stainless Steel bra for them, so if she had to bail out over New York City, they would survive!! In the April 2001 issue of Pacific Flyer, Anna gave her beauty advice to all women. First, don't smoke! Anna used to smoke because of the stress from World War II, but after the war she gave up smoking. 2nd, Drink a quart of beer each day! 3rd, Run or walk five miles a day! 4th, Swim and be in the water for one hour each day! 5th Accept who you are and love yourself, be proud that you are alive and can enjoy this moment. Do not be afraid of death, remember that all of us are here only for a few fleeting moments in the grand scheme of time! ( Full Answer )
Yes, in 1997 Bill Clinton was in Bahrain with 37 U.S. Congressmen having a big wild party. Bill slipped away and from his balcony he saw a beautiful nude Persian girl splashing in a Hot Tub on the balcony next door. He quickly put on his swimming trunks to go and rescue the girl, when suddenly he wa…s grabbed by some big ugly smelly Persian Guys. He was taken to Teheran where he was put in a swanky joint and was asked many secrets about Arkansas. The Secret Service contacted Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe and was told that Bill was being held in the Persian Pussycat Psychedelic Hotel in downtown Teheran Iran!! Anna immediately flew her Douglas DC-3 and landed in a nearby Soccer field and stormed the Hotel!! She slaughtered 88 Persian guards with her katana Samurai Sword. However Achdimininutjob, the Prime Minister hit her in the head with a huge Coors Beer Bottle!! When she came to she could see they were painting Bill Clinton's toenails pink and they had a rope tied to his Bratwurst and they were stretching it!! Achdimininutjob had his filthy hands on her gorgeous 38D breasts and his eyes were bugged out because he had never seen a pair like this!! Captain America came crashing through a window and shot Achdimininutjob in the ass, and the three of them ran for Anna's DC-3. They took off with half the city of Teheran shooting at them. On the way home Bill Clinton offered Anna his cotton shirt so she could cover up her amazing breasts and Captain America began choking him!! ( Full Answer )
On July 10, 2010, Jay Leno was driving his Shelby Cobra in Hollywood when he suddenly saw a beautiful blonde changing a tire on her MGB. She was by herself and Jay knew just how hard it was to change a tire on the MG, so he stopped. Suddenly a motorcycle gang came roaring down the street led by Ob…ama, the President of the United States. Obama was dressed in a Coon Skin cap and he was just wearing a Silver G-String! They surrounded Jay and this gorgeous blonde."Whats your name!" Jay said, as he waved a tire iron at these smelly Secret Service Bikers. "My name is Anna and please save me Jay!! These guys really smell bad, and the guy wearing the G-String has a really bony butt!!" "Don't worry baby, these guys don't have a chance!!" The sound of engines rumbling in the distance caught Obama's ear and as he turned he saw seven Harleys with Sarah Palin leading them approaching. She was wearing a pink one piece bathing suit, Aviator glasses and smoking a huge cigar! "It's Sara PALIN!!" he screamed, as he ran and jumped on his bike, trying to adjust his G-Sring and his Coon Skin Cap!! Later over coffee Jay learned that this beautiful blonde was Anna Kreisling, the White Wolf of the Luftwaffe whose husband also collected cars. ( Full Answer )
On February 14, 2011 Anna Kreisling was attending a dinner party in Washington D.C. to honor France. At the party she met Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter and they seemed drugged with their eyes in a daze. They also repeated the same thing over and over, "Obama is the nicest, most kindest guy, he is reall…y a great guy!!" Quickly Anna sensed something was wrong so she had their DNA analyzed and foung out that they were Clones! After seven days she located the real Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden, they were being held captive in Havana, Cuba. She called someone she knew she could trust and that was Bill Clinton!! Bill barely had time to get dressed when Anna showed up and hauled him aboard her DC-3. On the way to Havana she explained her plan to rescue Biden and Carter. When they landed Bill emerged from the plane smoking a big cigar and surrounded by beautiful women. He demanded to see Fidel about a big Billion dollar deal. His entire entourage was taken to the People's Pussycat Fidel Castro Hotel and Casino in downtown Havana!! The same place where they were forcing President Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden to work as Blackjack Dealers. When Bill saw them he wept because they were losing a lot of money! He then threw his Razorbacks football and it hit Fidel's mouth in a ripping blow, his false teeth and both lips went flying in a bloody splattered mess! Anna grabbed Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter and fled the scene in a 1957 Chevy Bel-Aire! Quickly they flew out of Havana and headed for Florida where Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden and Bill Clinton headed for a Wal-Mart to pick up chicks. Anna knew they had rescued the real Presidents!! ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling is married to one of the wealthiest men in the world. They are both friends of Bill Clinton and consider him to be the last great President of the United States of America. Obama is jealous of Bill Clinton and hates people who will not contribute to his Billion dollar Presidential Cam…paign. He also knows that Anna Kreisling is protected by the CIA and the OSS from World War II. He also knows that Anna Kreisling considers him a Communist and an Atheist, two very good reasons she will not contribute money to him. She considered Bill Clinton a great leader who always put America first. Anna Kreisling saved Bill Clinton's life in 1997 when he was kidnapped in Bahrain by some smelly Iranian Terrorists. Anna Kreisling also defended Ann Coulter in 2003 at Cornell University when the students called her a Nazi!! Anna Kreisling told these rude students that she was proud to be a Nazi, and Ann Coulter was a nice Liberal compared with her ideas on how to save the United States!! Joseph Stalin was a paranoid drug addict who murdered 55 million Russians before World War II began. He knew the only person in the world who could destroy him was Adolf Hitler. SS Reichsfurher Heinrich Himmler was given the task of gaurding Hitler and destroying all who sought his death. Stalin knew this so Heinrich Himmler was always given the highest priority by the NKVD for constant reports to Stalin. Many of these reports by the NKVD included pictures of the 12 knights of the SS Round Table at Wewelsburg Castle. Only one of these knights was a German Woman, ANNA KREISLING! Stalin could not believe how beautiful she was! She was so gorgeous that he was convinced she was from another world! He also had reports about her Golden Coffin that she slept in at night that floated above a sacred stone at Wewelsburg Castle. Reports of how Heinrich Himmler saved her life in the Black Forest in 1927 convinced him that Hitler had access to supernatural powers. Russian scientists were convinced she was an Aryan of a Master Race from another planet. So far as is known and proven, no one has ever been abducted by a flying saucer. No, Anna Kreisling was captured by Gen. Pattons Sherman Tanks. She had just landed a Horten V-9 on a test flight high up in the mountains on the German Autobahn highway. As she pulled in and shut off the Jumo Turbojet engines she had no idea that three Sherman Tanks had already over-run her landing site. Suddenly to her left she could see a Sherman Tank, and then in front of her another came to a halt and lowered its gun at the Horten Jet. She calmly opened the canopy and stood up. Three American GI's walked up with guns ready and as she took off her flight helmet they almost had a heart attack! In front of them was the most gorgeous Blonde on the planet. As she smiled and gazed at them within five minutes they had made up their minds they were going to keep her and put her to work pouring coffee! The guys in the Sherman Tanks were given an award for capturing a Horten Jet in Operation PaperClip, and their report said the male pilot escaped. Meanwhile Anna was safe pouring coffee! January 10th 1920 In 1937 President Roosevelt asked Indiana Jones to go to Tibet and find what the Nazi's were removing from a crashed Flying Saucer. Captain America was at the meeting and knew that this was a very dangerous mission! When they arrived in Tibet they found Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe already had collected a large number of objects that she was doing research on. Anna had crystal ice blue eyes, frost blonde hair, Leni Reifenstahl described Anna as gorgeous beyond belief! She was tall and a very gifted athelete. Heinrich Himmler had her personally trained with swords and knives!! As they gazed at her Captain America told Indiana Jones to get lost that he was going to get in the back seat of a Buick with her. Indiana Jones beat the crap out of Captain America and tied him up and then tried to steal some of Anna Kreisling's artifacts. She clobbered him with a left hook and then felt sorry for him. For the next two weeks she enjoyed his company while she worked near the crash site! ( Full Answer )
Anna Kreisling was sent by Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler to Japan in January of 1945. She was the special envoy of Himmler to deliver the secrets of the Atomic Bomb to Japan, along with the plans for the Junkers JU-390 Bomber. When she arrived Japan was in a deep crisis about what to do in the… war. The Emperor felt his only option was to lead his people in a long and bloody war trying to drive off the American forces. Morale was low in the Army and sadness gripped the people. When Anna arrived in Tokyo wherever she went people were stunned by her beauty and yet they could tell she was a warrior. There was talk that she would deliver Japan from her enemies. People began to smile again. Then two weeks before Stalin ordered an attack on the Emperor, the Emperor proclaimed that Anna was the Reincarnation of the Shinto Goddess!! This stunned the military high command, but the proclamation had come from the Emperor! What was not known at that time was the talks Anna had with the Emperor about how the Soviet Communists would try to take Japanese land and claim it as there own. Anna told the Emperor that it would be better to surrender to the Americans than allow the Russians to take Japan. The Emperor agreed and these discussions reached Joseph Stalin who then ordered assassins to kill the Emperor. In the early morning when hundreds of the paid killers entered the palace a very bloody fight occurred! All of the palace guards were swept away in this fight. Only Anna was left in the Throne Room when two of the killers arrived with fresh red blood on their swords. They slowly climbed the steps where the Emperor stood alone unarmed. Only Anna stood on the steps below him, her Samurai Katana blade drawn as she waited for the attack! Then they made a fatal mistake of rushing her swinging their swords wildly! Anna leaped to the left and caught the first killer in the neck, which sent him spinning spewing blood everywhere. The second Communist assassin seemed stunned and in the next few seconds Anna advanced on him and cut his right shoulder deeply, then she run him through deeply with her blade, as she pulled it out she then sliced his neck from behind!! Within twenty seconds hundreds of Palace Guards entered the Throne Room and saw Anna standing in front of the Emperor, her sword held high and ready for any more attacks! It was then the soldiers wept with joy and realized what the words of the Emperor meant. That Anna was sent by heaven to save Japan! When Anna flew back to Germany in a Junkers JU-390 she had been given secret documents and three katana Samurai Swords from the Emperor! She was sad to leave Japan and had spent many weeks in Hiroshima. When she was captured by the Americans she openly wept when she heard of the Atomic bomb being dropped on Hiroshima. ( Full Answer )
Bill Clinton was the 42nd president of the United States, serving from 1993 until 2001. His administration was marked by a sex scandal involving a White House intern named Monica Lewinsky.
In 1974 Anna Kreisling worked closely with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to help train their fighter Squadrons and also their C-130 Transport Squadrons. Anna has a wonderful opinion of Arab Culture which she admires. Also another fact is well known is that she has also worked with the Pakistani Air Fo…rce on how to fly and defeat the Russian Migs that the Indian Air Force operates. Anna has also flown emergency supplies into Pakistan flying the C-130. ( Full Answer )
Yes! Even though it is a classic British Sports Car. Anna Kreisling like Adolf Hitler has a love for cars. Hitler's favorite car was a 1938 Mercedes Convertible. He loved to drive through Paris with the top down to truly experience the city. Anna loves cars also and the MGB that she owns is often us…ed for drives between AREA 51 and Las Vegas. Her MGB is a glacier white 1972 MGB. This is the same car that she was driving in 1974 outside Las Vegas when 12 members of the Mongol Motorcycle Club followed her into a gas station and asked her rudely for a date. Using a hand held Laser she burned their pants off and gave them 3rd Degree burns on their Weiners! To this day the Mongols are still afraid of Blondes who carry Laser guns! ( Full Answer )
Stalin the Leader of the Soviet Union knew that Heinrich Himmler The Lord of the SS was given the responcibility of guarding Adolf Hitler. Stalin also knew that Hitler wanted his dead because of his murderous Genocide of 55 Million Russians before World War II began. In 1943 Stalin learned that KG-2…00 had been given the green light to proceed with Operation Hammer. This was to be a blow that would kill not only Stalin but also destroy the Kremlin in Moscow. For this operation Anna Kreisling volunteered to fly the largest MISTEL BOMB of the war. The Germans took a captured British Lancaster Bomber and turned it into a massive bomb. On top of the Lancaster was a long range ME-110 FIGHTER, that Anna Kreisling would fly back home in. The plan was to launch the Mistel on October 10th 1943 and attack the Kremlin in Moscow once it was confirmed that Stalin was there. The British RAF flying Dehaviland Mosquitoes destroyed this Mistel aircraft on October 2nd 1943 and told Stalin all the details of the Luftwaffe Operation. From that day forth Stalin ordered the KGB to keep him posted as to where the WHITE WOLF was! ( Full Answer )
Yes, on June 14th, 1943 Anna Kreisling received orders from AdolfHitler that Rommel was to be brought to Berlin to advise theFuerher. Rommel at this time was surrounded in North Africa and thechances of him being captured by the British were very likely. Annaimmediately flew to Rome looking for a su…itable plane to fly himout. All that was available was a FIAT twin-engined bomber, aBR-20. On January 20th Anna was approaching the coast of Libya whenher plane was jumped by 12 British P-40 Fighters! In the ensuingdogfight Anna crash landed ten miles inside the German lines, bothher gunners were killed and her plane a total wreck. She was takento meet Field Marshall Rommel who explained to her that escape wasimpossible. Anna Kreisling showed Rommel her orders and for thenext five days she worked with the wounded and devised a plan. OnJune 26th 1943 Rommel was dressed as a British Doctor and AnnaKreisling was dressed as a British Nurse! Using a captured Jeepthey drove deep into British Territory just outside Tobruk. ThereAnna spotted a Douglas DC-3 on a runway. Soon Anna had Rommel onboard and stole the DC-3 right under the noses of the British Army!Within 24 hours Anna delivered Rommel back to Berlin and AdolfHitler was grateful for his safe return to Germany! ( Full Answer )
Hannah Kreisling lived in the land of Estonia. She was a BalticGerman. Estonia is right across the water from Finland. In 1916Hannah came to Germany and worked as a Nurse. In 1918 she cared fora soldier who had been blinded by a Mustard Gas attack, his namewas Adolf Hitler. Both Hannah and Adolf Hit…ler loved Germany verymuch and Hannah twice prevented Hitler from taking his own lifebecause of despair and emotional trauma. They both joined the Thuleorgainization and on January 10th, 1920 Hannah gave birth to AnnaKreisling in Berlin. In May of 1923 Communists were rioting inBerlin, they stormed the apartment where Hannah lived and beat andstabbed her to death as Anna watched from her hiding place in thecloset. After this Adolf Hitler was enraged that the Communists didthis to an innocent woman. He directed Heinrich Himmler to adoptand raise the child in secret. Adolf Hitler would not see AnnaKreisling again until 1927 when Heinrich Himmler gave him a glowingaccount of her qualities. That she was of pure Aryan Blood and herabilities were excellent! ( Full Answer )
Yes!! In 2010 Mel Brooks was opening a show in Las Vegascalled," Springtime for Obama!" In this show President Bush andObama would be telling jokes and talk about their adventures inIraq and Afghanistan. The show was very depressing and pathetic.George W. Bush could not remember how the jokes went, …he could notremember where Iraq was on the map and Obama was a terrible dancer!Mel Brooks told Anna Kreisling about his problems and she cheeredhim up by giving him some great ideas and $100 Million Dollars sohe could really put on a spectacular show! Now when the curtainopens it shows a Junkers JU-390 FLYING OVER NEW YORK, and 327 hotNazi Totsy Show girls come bailing out and parachute onto thestage! There Bill Clinton and George W. Bush and President Obamaare there to do some snappy dancing and sing with the girls! TheNew York Times has called this show the most spectacular show everseen on the planet!! ( Full Answer )
For the last three years Anna Kreisling has urged President Obamato support the people in Syria and back the Rebels who are tryingto overthrow Assad. Russia and IRAN both support Assad and theyhave supplied SARIN and other Lethal Chemical Weapons to Assad.Anna Kreisling has led the airlift of suppli…es to the SyrianPeople. President Obama has now realized what valuable work AnnaKreisling does for the United States. In case we go to war withIRAN, the Stealth Spacecraft and jets that they have at AREA 51will be vital in the attack on IRAN. For the last 15 years AnnaKreisling has been in charge of Flight Operations at AREA 51. HerJunkers JU-390 is parked there in the famous Black Hangar! ( Full Answer )
Bill Clinton first met Anna Kreisling in 1988. He was veryimpressed with her husband and her. He made it clear that he wasgoing to run for President and he wanted their support. Anna wasone of the top pilots in the world and she agreed to fly BillClinton anywhere he wanted to go as long as he kept h…er informedabout the world situation. In 1997 she saved his life twice, oncein the Middle East, the other time it was in the White House! AnnaKreisling was very angry that the Republicans wasted $878 MillionTax Dollars trying to impeach one of the greatest Presidents inU.S. History. ( Full Answer )
On October 10th 2013 President Obama summoned Anna Kreisling tocome to the White House to discuss OBAMACARE and Syria. She arrivedwith Bill Clinton and they discussed many things for four hours.Robert Gibbs who took notes of the meeting said that this is whatAnna Kreisling suggested. . 1. All Ameri…cans making less than $50,000 a year receive FREEHEALTH CARE. . 2. All Americans making between $50,000 to $150,000 will onlypay for 5% of their medical bills. Those making more than $150,000will pay 10%. . 3. All American Children will have free Music and SportsPrograms. . 4. All Americans at the age of 18 must either serve in the Armedforces for one year or else serve two years in CommunityServices! . 5. American History and World History must be taught in ourPublic Schools again starting in the 3rd grade. . 6. Playing Baseball is mandatory for learning to become anAmerican Citizen! ( Full Answer )
Bill Kreisle has written: 'Lotus Notes 4.5' -- subject(s): Business, Computer programs, Database management, Electronic mail systems, Groupware (Computer software), Lotus Domino, Lotus Notes 'LotusScript for Notes/Domino 4.6' -- subject(s): Lotus Domino, Lotus Notes, LotusScript (Computer progra…m language) ( Full Answer )
Kate Upton like Anna Kreisling has Gorgeous 38D knockers! Kate isimpressed with the way Anna cares for animals and her expertise inflying! Both Kate and Britney Spears have visited AREA 51!
On January 19th, 2015, Anna Kreisling flew west from California inher Junkers JU-390 aircraft and flew to New Zealand. Aboard heraircraft, very nicely stored is her personal Tiger Moth Biplane. New Zealand is a land of unsurpassed beauty and splendor. The NewZealand Tiger Moth Club has over 150 Tige…r Moth Biplanes ready tofly with Anna Kreisling when she lands. Bill Clinton has alwayswanted to see New Zealand, so this is a great adventure for himalso. ( Full Answer )
Yes! On February 22nd, 1943, President Roosevelt met with SUPERMANat the White House and told him what was going on at WewelsbergCastle owned by the SS and Heinrich Himmler. President Rooseveltwanted SUPERMAN to fly to Germany and capture Anna Kreisling!! WhenSUPERMAN arrived he learned that Anna Kr…eisling was in Tibet on anSS Expedition to uncover a FLYING SAUCER that had crashed there3,500 years ago. INDIANA JONES had left two weeks before to try tofind artifacts that had been dug up at this site! It was at thisarchaelogical dig that INDIANA JONES convinced Anna Kreisling tohelp him enter the Tomb of the Cobra God Phankelton in Egypt! ( Full Answer )
While Kate has gorgeous 38D breasts that are a wonder to behold,she does not have a Stainless Steel Bra. Anna Kreisling was made aspecial Stainless Steel Bra by Albert Speer so that when she flewover New York in 1943, she would survive bailing out of the JunkersJU-390. Over New York she knew that sh…e had a 50% chance of beingshot down. Her gorgeous 38D breasts would be protected by thisStainless Steel bra! After the war Howard Hughes bought this brafor $300,000 dollars for the American actress Jane Russel, who alsohad amazing 38D breasts! She wore this bra in one of Howard Hughesmovies! ( Full Answer )
Barbra Streisand and Anna Kreisling were in a fist fight in anelevator with Bill Clinton! Barbra did not know that she was BillClinton's Personal Pilot, so she threw the first punch! AnnaKreisling broke her nose, which actually helped straighten it!After this fight the two women became fast friends …and AnnaKreisling and Barbra have delivered over 876 Hydrogen Bombs toIsrael. It took Bill Clinton 35 minutes to separate these two womenonce they started fighting. Fans of boxing said it was the fight ofthe century!! ( Full Answer )
Senator Harry Reid has been eaten three times by the GiantTarrantula named FRED at AREA 51. Each time they rebuilt him usinghis DNA. They made him stronger, faster, and less afraid aboutbeing eaten alive by GIANT SPIDERS! Now FRED is his best friend andtogether they help keep AREA 51 safe from Russi…an Spies! When he isnot on patrol with FRED, an 88 yard wide big hairy Tarrantula, heis keeping Anna Kreisling's 1972 glacier white MGB in top runningcondition! Senator Harry Reid is currently with Anna Kreisling inSaudi Arabia helping to direct the bombing of the Houti Terroristsin Yemen! ( Full Answer )