Did Hitler really dissect a grenade?

Answer 1

Yes. After the great victory of the seine, Hitler was presented with a monumental grenade by the Prime Minister of Nigeria. Genghis Kahn, the Prime minister at the time, armed the grenade to go off. The grenade was supposed to go off when Joesph Kony, took one last child. But Kony got greedy and went after Queen Elizabeth's only daughter. This took time of course, and while Genghis Kahn was waiting for Kony's signal, Hiter started toying with the Grenade. Hitler then decided, for reasons unknown, to start dissecting the grenade. He was of course succesfull, but as he was removing the detonator, Kony took the last child needed. But since the grenade had basically been completely dissected, the detonator messed with the time space continuum. After which, Hitler got his stupid butt freaking assw!pe 'stash, and had to wear it on his face until the day he died.