Yes.
About but not quite. guinea pigs brains are bigger than poop.
everywhere and in great volume.
Can't say, it depends. Who would count? A lot, though.
in my experience (4 times) guinea's don't poo abnormal amounts.
Guinea pigs will poop in spots where they go a lot like around their food bowl, timothy hay, toys, or water bottle.
Both male and Female guinea pigs sometimes eat their droppings. the reason is that their poop contains minerals that are helpful to the guinea pig.
it doesnt mean anything....guinea pigs can urintae and poop on u at anytime....carry a towel on ur lap to avoid accidents
NO! That is cruel and guinea pigs will get fungal infections and there coat will get yuck! You should use a different bedding because the bedding you use is not absobent.
No!!!!!!!They are actually part of the rodent family.
No.
You should take your guinea to the vet, I don't think it's normal for their poo to be clear.
Either leave it, it should come off in the sawdust or wood shavings, whatever is in your guinea-pig's cage, or, you can pick up the guinea-pig and flick it or pick it off.