Either leave it, it should come off in the sawdust or wood shavings, whatever is in your guinea-pig's cage, or, you can pick up the guinea-pig and flick it or pick it off.
About but not quite. guinea pigs brains are bigger than poop.
Yes.
everywhere and in great volume.
Can't say, it depends. Who would count? A lot, though.
in my experience (4 times) guinea's don't poo abnormal amounts.
Guinea pigs will poop in spots where they go a lot like around their food bowl, timothy hay, toys, or water bottle.
Both male and Female guinea pigs sometimes eat their droppings. the reason is that their poop contains minerals that are helpful to the guinea pig.
it doesnt mean anything....guinea pigs can urintae and poop on u at anytime....carry a towel on ur lap to avoid accidents
NO! That is cruel and guinea pigs will get fungal infections and there coat will get yuck! You should use a different bedding because the bedding you use is not absobent.
You should take your guinea to the vet, I don't think it's normal for their poo to be clear.
poop, its dried poop!
I can't say it is GOOD, but it is OK. If your piggy poops alot, don't worry! Because it just naturally happens at some point. You can't force a guinea pig to hold in it's poop, right? So clean your guinea pigs cage weekly. But spot clean the part that your guinea pigs poops/pees in daily. Because you might be surprised how messy it can get in just 12 hours! So, clean your guinea pig's cage, 'cause it might smell. Hope this helped!