Do pirates have a hobby

Answer 1

yes, here's their daily list of things to do:

1. wake up with a terrible hangover

2. take a piss into open water

3. try to find where they put the treasure map after a drunken rage the previous night

4. search for ancient British ships to engage in combat through firing cannon balls

5.realize its a terrible day to be a pirate because you've ran out of rum

6. get on to main land to rob the local L.C with a flint lock pistol

7. go to jail

8. you rolled doubles so you don't have to use your get out of jail free card, and land on St. James Place

9. Find Captain Morgan

10. finally find that treasure map (it was in your boot)

11. get back to ship to realize no one has swabbed the deck

12. push the first mate off the plank for not instructing others to swab deck

13. find new first mate

14. get to the island which has the treasure

15. dig for 20 mins

16. return to main land for a shopping spree at the local JC Penny

17. get drunk

18. hide the new treasure map in your boot because it'll be funny when you cant find it in the morning

19. realize that wasn't a woman

20. quit being a pirate because Pirates of the Caribbean makes you look gay.

of course if your in somolia its: pillage and rape, kill and hijack other boats