I have more liar jokes than anyone in the world! (he said)
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"I am the biggest liar in the world", said Pat.
"No, you're not," said Mick, "I am!"
"Prove it, then," says Pat
Mick says, "Last week I swam UP Niagara falls!"
"I know," says Pat, "I saw you."
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Newsman: "Mr. Mayor, why is it that your opponent in the election says such terrible things about you, while you only say what a good job he's done on the city council?"
Mayor: "Maybe we are both lying."
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Girl to guy: "You are such a terrible liar. You said you owned a Rolls-Royce and a Jaguar, and I've never seen either one."
Guy: "I keep them parked at my estate in France."
Girl: "You don't own an estate in France. I've never heard of you flying to Europe."
Guy: "I use my private plane."
Girl: "You don't have a private plane. There's none registered in your name."
Guy: "That's because I use a fictitious name for tax purposes."
IRS agent: "Is that so? We've heard enough. Come with us!"
Guy to girl: "Wait! Tell them I was making all that up!"
Girl: "Don't worry. I'll tell your chauffeur to have your pilot call your lawyer."
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Guy to Girl: "You're looking for a pet? I'll sell you my dog for $10. He's in the back."
Girl goes in back, says "Hi, Doggie! I'm thinking of buying you."
Dog: "Oh, man. I knew he'd do this."
Girl: "Wow! You can talk?"
Dog: "Yeah, I've been living here since I left the CIA. I helped them overthrow two governments and stole secret information from the KGB."
Girl goes back in front: "I can't believe you'd sell that dog for just $10."
Guy: "Are you kidding? He never worked for the CIA. He's lying."
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It's important to communicate with your boyfriend to understand his intentions. If he's asking you to lie to others, it may be a sign of manipulation or disrespect. Trust your instincts and consider discussing boundaries and honesty in your relationship. It's also important to reflect on his behavior to determine if there are underlying issues like compulsive lying or a desire to manipulate others.
Telling jokes means to speak jokes through conversations, but playing jokes means to perform jokes practically.
Liar Liar was created on 1997-03-21.
Liar Liar was released on 03/21/1997.
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Liar is a noun. There is no past tense. Ex: "He is a liar"; "He was a liar"
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The Production Budget for Liar Liar was $45,000,000.
Liar Liar grossed $181,410,615 in the domestic market.
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The correct spelling of "liar" is L-I-A-R.