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Do you like big bibles and you cannot lie that when a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in proverbs you get stoked she has her name engraved so you know she's saved and ooh mama mia?
Wiki User
∙ 15y ago
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley
I saw her prayingWhile I was DJing
She got grace...pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place
I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book
So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants The Bible on CD
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!
I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
like 'em real thick and red-letteredYou can't find nothin' betterSouthpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of
So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...
I find me a girl that shows midriff?"
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos
A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist yaI'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31
We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know this girl's reborn
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Baby got Book
Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic...there's even more
So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none,Unless you got Book, Hon
...You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't loose this Book
Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role
And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it
So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to dis
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley
I saw her prayingWhile I was DJing
She got grace...pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place
I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book
So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants the Bible on CD
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!
I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
like 'em real thick and red-letteredYou can't find nothin' betterSouthpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of
So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...
I find me a girl that shows midriff?"
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos
A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist yaI'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31
We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know this girl's reborn
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Baby got Book
Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic...there's even more
So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none,Unless you got Book, Hon
...You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't loose this Book
Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role
And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it
So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to dis
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Wiki User
∙ 15y ago
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Fear no man but god?
In The Bible in The Book of Proverbs: Chapter 29:25: The fear of man brings a snare: but whoso puts his trust in the LORD shall be safe. (The Believer can either "fear man" of "fear the Lord." He cannot fear both. If he fears man, he will be made a slave of man and will always find himself in a "snare." "Safety" is guaranteed only to him "who puts his trust in the LORD."
What is the center book of the Bible?
This is a highly debatable question. Firstly it depends on which denomination's Bible is being used. The standard Protestant edition of the bible has only 66 books and therefore cannot have a "central" book. Both Catholic and Orthodox Bibles have more than this, and an odd number, 73 for Roman Catholic Bibles, and 83 for the broadest Eastern Orthodox Canon. (There are however some which have only 82 (The Ethiopian orthodox, however they may in fact have other books in their New Testament which may make the number odd). There is also an issue depending on which arrangement of books because not all Bibles used the same arrangement. For example, when the apocrypha was printed in the King James Bible, it was printed between the Old and New Testaments in a special section. however in Catholic Bibles the books were spread out in a more logical order, Wisdom and Ben Sirach in the Poetry section, Baruch after Nehemiah, Additions to Esther in the book of Esther, the additions to Daniel in the book of Daniel, and the Macabees between the prophets and the New Testament as it would have been historically. However some modern scholars have changed the arrangement again. So unfortunately the question you ask is very hard to answer correctly due to the huge variation in possible answers. In the standard modern Protestant Bible, the two middle books are Micah and Nahum.
What Bible has the name Jehovah in it?
Most Bibles these days follow the Jewish custom in the Old Testament as a mark of respect for God's name. God the Father is not called 'Jehovah' as this is an anglicised version of the Tetragrammmaton - the four-letter name that God gave Moses on Mount Sinai. These four letters are YHWH (which are usually pronounced 'YahWeh' mean 'I am') and so God's name is simply 'I am'. When reading the Hebrew Bible Jews will never utter the name of God as it is deemed too holy. So when the name YHWH crops up Jews will use a word like 'Adonai' instead - meaning 'Lord'. Therefore, in modern Bibles, when the word 'Lord' is seen (in capital letters) this replaced the tetragrammaton as the name of God is deemed too holy to be read. Therefore, all Bibles, in a way, contain the name of God. The only major translation to have extensively used 'Jehovah', the anglicised version of YHWH, and believed, in error, to be God's name, is the New World Translation, as used by Jehovah's Witnesses. However, the vast majority of Bible scholars regard this translation as very poor and also biased against the divinity of Christ and therefore cannot be recommended.
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What is 7 and 30 simplified?
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How do you get your bookmarks back?
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How do you change the image on the bookmark in the bookmarks bar?
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How do you create bookmark in adobe reader?
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Is it possible to return engraved gifts?
Generally, engraved gifts cannot be returned. Some places, however, will try to re-engrave gifts if they are not satisfactory.
How do you save a shortcut to Gmail on your desktop?
You cannot have a shortcut because it is not a desktop application. However you can have a Bookmark of it. Bookmarks serve the same purpose as shortcuts.
Where in the Bible does it say you cannot get drunk?
; Be not among winebibbers.... For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty. Proverbs 23;20 -21
Should Viagra be stored in a refrigerator?
Viagra pills are blue and diamond-shaped with the words "Pfizer" engraved on one side, and "VGR xx" (where xx stands for "25", "50" or "100", the dose of that pill in milligrams) engraved on the other. So, it cannot be frozen...
How to get a Chinese answer from a Chinese proverb?
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I cannot log off sites in Mozilla Firefox on Windows XP. This just started a couple days ago. Cannot log off sites--can only close browser or override with another bookmark. Is there a fix for this?
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Is it hard for people in China to buy Bibles?
Yes. Christianity is severely restricted in China and the free availability of Bibles is part of this. Although of course there are a number of churches which are effectively under Communistic state control which are allowed. Christians who want to freely practice their faith are in the 'house church movement'. Such are persecuted and Bible's severely restricted. "The new press will greatly increase the number of Bibles Amity can produce each year. In 2007 it printed six million Bibles. When the new press opens on 19 May that will leap to a potential 12 million - most of which will be distributed throughout China. by Helen Southam, on behalf of Bible Society Posted: Saturday, May 3, 2008, 8:18 (BST) It is estimated that there are up to 70 million Chinese Christians who are not able to obtain a Bible, so the shortage is acute and the state produced Bibles provide but a 'drop in the bucket'. The state printed Bibles are only available via the Communist Government-registered churches and in limited numbers compared to the demand. Most Chinese do not have access to a place to obtain a Bible. The Bibles are also sold for a high price. Those who purchase large amounts may come under surveillance which may lead to persecution. Bibles cannot be imported into the country except for personal use. Many are smuggled into the country, but even so the severe shortage remains.
What did God say in the Bible which is wrong?
There is much dispute amongst scholars in interpreting the bible's content. There is nothing in the bible attributed to God which, in every reasonable interpretation, is objectively wrong. (I am only familiar with the Old Testament, and cannot speak for other bibles.)
Is the Gospel of Jesus Christ free?
The gift of salvation is free to every human that has ever lived, including those not even born yet. The printed version of the Gospels are part of the 66 books that make up the bible, which you can get free from certain places. The Gideons place bibles in most hotels and motels and people are not only encouraged to read them but to take them with when they check out. There are also some places that give free bibles to those that cannot afford one.
