Of course Chuck Norris has a face, everyone has a face. Except in Soviet Russia, then a face has you (except Chuck Norris, even he has a face in Soviet Russia).
You can't! The only one that can kick Chuck Norris in the face is Chuck Norris himself.
yes, he bleeds lava. However, he has to kick himself in the face to bleed. Only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
1 and if you look at this page you will be roundhouse kicked in the face by chuck Norris
NO. Fear is afraid of Chuck Norris. Ask again and Chuck Norris will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. -------- An increase in acting expectations amongst the general public.
Only Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris. But scientists hypothesised that this contact would end the universe.
You cant use Google to find Chuck Norris,Google uses Chuck Norris to find you,then he round house kicks you in the face.
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
chuck Norris can levetate he can also kill u with a swift roundhouse kick to the face
chuck Norris all the way! he'll just roundhouse kick him in the face. lolz..
Chuck Norris can do anything he wants.
chunk Norris doesn't run from death he roundhouse kicks it in the face
You tell me after you get a roundhouse kick to the face