Does hairy tongue ever go away?

Answer 1

Mine currently is. Apparently, it does not mean you're going to die. I mean, we're ALL going to die, but in this case, not from your green, black, yellow, or brown tongue. So this cosmetically unattractive, but basically harmless affliction can be brought on by any number of things. Most common seem to be; new mouthwash, smoking, drinking (booze), not drinking (dehydration from too much booze), as well as generally low standards of hygiene, especially in the mouth. I mean, if you can't brush your teeth and you get a green or black tongue because of it, you'll probably scare others off with your discheveled appearance featuring soiled clothes, greasy hair, or offensive odor. Also, from what I've read, it's basically elongated taste buds, so you can't scrape them off or anything, they're, like, stretching. Or something. BUT, if you blow on them with air, (i don't recommend compressed air unless you like the idea of living in intense pain in a hyperbaric chamber for a few hours to a few days), they look like a summer breeze blowing through a field of tall grass. So I hear. SO, take a shower and wash your clothes my friend! Others will appreciate this and you may actually land a job with a new interview since the 4-5 interviews you've been to in the last couple of months most likely won't pan out. BTW, ever since I immediately changed back to my old mouthwash (crest pro health blue) from my new mouthwash (crest pro health clinical white) the green junk has almost all disappeared.