First off, you not only want to be funny.....you need to be clever and witty.
So, no dirty jokes or riddles.
Here's a couple of quips that will make him think, and then (if he gets it) make him chuckle.
Now timing and delivery is key here, so you will need to save these for when the moment is right.
Example: Let's say you're doing the dishes together after dinner, ask him , "Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish detergent made with real lemons"?
And try this one when you're with your boyfriend and perhaps you and he are discussing finances or money....."How come the person who invests all your money is called a "broker"?
See, nothing dirty , or something you hope will have him in tears. Just a touch of witty , and you'll have him wanting more......of you.
I got a million of 'em.
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How funny he looks!! heh heh!
they shouldn't be funny. Its kinda racest
what did king Henry VIII say that his 4th wife looked like ''(Horse)''
We laugh at jokes because when we see or hear funny things we are forced by our body to laugh.
you shouldn't have to tell jokes to get a guy to like you. you just need to be yourself, and if he doesnt like you for who you are then he isn't worth it...
Talk about things they like and laugh at jokes even if they are not funny do things he likes but no notes
Just text why you like them, but build up on it. Just compliment them and make funny jokes as well.
Heck Ya! I love it when my crush laughs at my jokes!!!! Yes but coming from a funny guy make sure that it is actually funny and that your not laughing at him to get him to notice you
One can find funny Thanksgiving jokes and stories on a number of joke websites. Some of these include: You-can-be-funny, Humor Matters, and Guy-Sports.
= If you like a guy,and you kind of know a little about him,talk==about what he likes.LIKE:Sports,Movies,Clothes,Jokes(someting==funny),or other.Guys mostly like sports.JUST BE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!=
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
Just be flirty like twirling your hair and stuff. And give him little hints like your so funny and laugh at his jokes. stuff like that
You know if a guy likes you if... he laughs at your jokes when they arent funny you catch him looking at you when your head is turned he always likes talking to you if he teases you (in a cute way)
Funny jokes are the ones that make you laugh!
Jokes can be bad like horible jokes or they could be mean. Mean jokes can be funny, but don't over use them.
They like to hear that it feels good and that you like what they're doing sexually. Every guy has his own turnons.