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First off, you not only want to be funny.....you need to be clever and witty.

So, no dirty jokes or riddles.

Here's a couple of quips that will make him think, and then (if he gets it) make him chuckle.

Now timing and delivery is key here, so you will need to save these for when the moment is right.

Example: Let's say you're doing the dishes together after dinner, ask him , "Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish detergent made with real lemons"?

And try this one when you're with your boyfriend and perhaps you and he are discussing finances or money....."How come the person who invests all your money is called a "broker"?

See, nothing dirty , or something you hope will have him in tears. Just a touch of witty , and you'll have him wanting more......of you.

I got a million of 'em.

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