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The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
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Could Spock from Star Trek beat Chuck Norris in a fight?
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
Why did you say Chuck Norris could beat Jet Li and Jackie Chan?
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
Best Chuck Norris jokes?
Even the boogie-man is scared of Chuck Norris... He made night fall, and caused the day to break...
Could Chuck Norris fight a black bear?
According to the Chuck Norris facts, there wouldn't ever be a fight, just more of a slaughter. However, if it were the real Chuck Norris, he might win if he had a knife, or something.OMG if Chuck Norris fought a black bear there would be a BEARSKIN RUG within 5 minutes! Once a grizzly bear tried to eat Chuck Norris - Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear ate himself because it was a less painful way to die!
Can someone beat up Chuck Norris?
Yes, (but only if he give you permission)
Could Spock from Star Trek beat Chuck Norris in a fight?
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
Why did you say Chuck Norris could beat Jet Li and Jackie Chan?
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
Who would definetly beat Chuck Norris?
no one...chuck Norris is unkillable.....
Can hitler beat Chuck Norris?
No
Can Jet Li beat Chuck Norris?
Jet Li.. Obviously. Chuck Norris sucks.
Who would win in a fight Austin Powers or Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS (DUUUHHHHH). Chuck Norris's pet hamster could beat Austin Powers.
How do you beat ninja ninja?
You cant beat a ninja the only thing that can beat a ninja is another ninja or Chuck Norris. Yes i agree with you Chuck Norris is good
How do you beat motaro MKT?
Get chuck Norris
Who killed Chuck Norris?
C.O.N, the ruling Omnipotent, killed Chuck Norris, because Omnipotence can easily beat Norrispotence.
How do you beat up Chuck Norris?
That, sir, is impossible.
How much did sugar cost before World War 2?
chuck norris beat steen up...with a toothpick
Who would win in a fist fight Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan?
chuck Norris even Jackie Chan cant beat him
