According to the Chuck Norris facts, there wouldn't ever be a fight, just more of a slaughter. However, if it were the real Chuck Norris, he might win if he had a knife, or something.
OMG if Chuck Norris fought a black bear there would be a BEARSKIN RUG within 5 minutes! Once a grizzly bear tried to eat Chuck Norris - Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear ate himself because it was a less painful way to die!
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, of course!
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CHUCK NORRIS (DUUUHHHHH). Chuck Norris's pet hamster could beat Austin Powers.
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would kill him before he could say "Nucular"
chuck Norris because chuck Norris never dies
Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris, he always wins. How could you even ask a question like that?
Chuck Norris, no one beats Chuck Norris.
Logically - The black hole since it can crush anything that goes in it. Chuck Norris is only human so he'd die going in it. Chuck Norris Fact - Chuck Norris because he is almighty religious answer: god would not allow his second son to perish in a fight with a black hole so god would banish is to the under world stinks the be Hitler now.
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Chuck Norris, of course!