Help you pick out a bed under 1700?

You need to get your mentor & go and EAT first...then go down to the Crab Shack and EAT SOME MORE. Once you're good and full go to the nearest Big Lots and take a nap on the biggest bed there. If you have good dreams, buy That Mattress...and if you have bad dreams, then you absolutely, positively have too double check the....