How can you survive the snowpocalypse?

Tips for surviving the snowpocalypse:

  • By hunting snow leopards on a snowboard.
  • Wear all your clothes at the same time.
  • Stock up on hot cocoa.
  • Shout how many inches of snow your block has already received.
  • Take a shot of something warm for every foot of snow the weatherman predicts.
  • Park your car on top of your house so it isn't snowed in tomorrow.