How did you get a monky tail?

Answer 1

This is simple and I'm not even sure why this question was put under this category.

1. vist west Asia.

2. once there travel through the jungles there is no way you could not find a monkey there.

3. find an area where there are usually lots of monkeys or where you can find alot of their tracks.

4. make a camouflaged camp and wait for monkeys to show up

5. use a strong tranquilizer formula and dart one of the monkeys near the leggs (if successfull he shouldn't be able to walk.)

6. quickly grab the body and run back to you camp with out making contact with any other monkeys in the area. ( monkeys, chimps , and apes have been known to be quite violent if provoked.)

7. feel for an area between to bones in the tail and use a sharp knife to separate the tail from the body.

Warning: doing steps 6 & 7 are illiegall so do not do this unless you absolutly need to

I am not responsible for your breaking of the laws. this is for instructional purposes only.