castrate him
If your dog is licking the girls, you need to stop the behavior. Gently, but firmly tell the dog no when it does it.
It depends why your cat is excessively licking himself. If stress is the trigger, then a Feliway Diffuser may help.
Call Dr. Harry
Train the dog to stay off the bed.
You can get your pet a cone for around$10-$15, it will prevent dog from licking stitches. (My dog licked her stitches and got 4 staples with no anesthesia)
Get him neutered
separate them other wise you can't it's biology
By licking my balls
teach your chickens to fly
what
If your dog is licking the girls, you need to stop the behavior. Gently, but firmly tell the dog no when it does it.
Well there is really no common way to stop a dog licking. If your stumped on ideas I would just say "ah ah" and gently push there muzzle away until they stop licking. You could also try giving them a treat when they stop too, so they will know it's good not to lick.
The females from all breeds of chickens lay eggs. Some hens stop laying when they are old, but there are no breeds or varieties of chickens in which the females do not lay eggs. Roosters, as the male of the species, never lay eggs.
clip it all off
Smother them in vegetables and vinegar.
Cause you're a freak.
by keeping them away from ur face