How do gain a hot dog eating record?

Answer 1

This is a multi-stage answer. First of all, you have to find the date and location of a hot dog eating contest. Then, in the weeks prior to the contest, shift your diet over to eating nothing but hotdog, nothing but hotdogs. I would recommend having but one meal a day, of nothing but Hot Dogs, as many as you can force down. I'd suggest doing this every other day, and eating nothing, or very nearly nothing, and of low bulk foods only until the time of the contest. Go in to the contest hungry. The pound down as many dogs as you possibly can in the shortest time possible. Remember, the more you practice, the better you get. Also remember that this is the most nutritionally balanced diet, so be prepared to put up the the consequences.