What is the funnest way to kill a puppy?

Answer 1

Respect for your pet makes it essential to have this done professionally by a vet. A vet will be happy to wait until all the family can be present for your dog's last moments. The vet will also take the body for burial or cremation, or leave your pet with you so you can bury or have it cremated yourself. Bear in mind that when you take on the responsibility of a pet you take on responsibility for that pets death as well as its life. How you treat others - human or animal - says a great deal about you; live up to your obligations to others, as well as enjoying their interaction with you. If you are in a geographical situation where you cannot reach a vet within a humane time frame, ring a vet or animal clinic and seek their advice. They will be happy to help you, and won't send a bill (if you are sufficiently unfortunate to contact the sort of vet who'd bill you in the circumstances, hang up and call someone else; colleges and universities which teach vet science have small-animal experts who will help.) You must live with your conscience in situations like this, and also set an example to those around you. Do it right, for your own sake as well as for the sake of your dog.

Answer 2

Best way is to have a professional do it. Vets have chemicals like Euthasol (similar to human lethal injection) and they can give a pre injection to knock the animal out before euthanasia. If you are in a dire situation where the animal is greatly suffering and you have no possible way to get to a vet or obtain emergency medical care you can perform cervical dislocation for an almost painless death. When the spinal cord is severed death is instantaneous. This is NOT recommended and will likely get you in trouble with the law / SPCA - but if you are given the choice of hearing your dogs death screams or ending its misery...

Answer 3

Actually, there is no best way. If it needs to be put down, you take it to a vet. If someone else's dog is a menace, you call the animal control and/or the police. Most times, the owner is the problem, not the dog. The only appropriate time to kill a dog is legitimate self defense (or end stage rabies which is a public threat).

Answer 4

If you own the dog, you take it to your vet and ask him to euthanize it.

Why kill your dog?

Answer 5

Donate the poor dog to your local "Animal Shelter"

Answer 6

Feed it, love it and care for it so that it lives to an old age and dies peacefully.

This is the 'funnest' way for you and the puppy.

Answer 7

if they're in pain, and have to be humainly put down, go to a vet clinic and ask, they'll keep them in the best condition possible untill they're gone

~sorry, i hope you'll be okay...~

Answer 8

Take it to the veterinarian.