How do you clone myself?

You'll need a micro-pipette a petrie dish, an electrical current source a good microscope and newly impregnated cow. Then you need to extract an embryo from the cow and remove its genetic nucleus under the microscope with the micro pipette and then extract and inject your own dna from any old cell from your own body and then inject your dna into the cow embryo, then zap it with a bit of current, wait a little while until you get a blastocyst in the petrie dish, and then smiply embed the cell back into the cows uterus and wait 9 months.
If you're a lady you could introduce the blastocyst into your own uterus.

hope this helps and good luck
let me know how it goes.