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Tell them your schlong is taking you hostage, and it's using a schlong shaped knife, which in the long run, yeah, just go to school. Don't put your schlong through this process otherwise it will fall off. Trust me, been there.....done that ;3

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i say i threw up and walk around holding my stomach tightly.
Tell your mum that your teacher said it was a holiday today and your teacher told you to tell your parents. So simple.

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