0

How do you defeat Chuck Norris?

Anonymous

∙ 15y ago

You can't!

The dinosaurs actually tried to. Once.

Unscrew his ankles.

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Run fast. Run far. He will STILL find you.

Wiki User

∙ 15y ago

What else can I help you with?

Related Questions

Can Chuck Norris be defeated in MUGEN?

You can't defeat Chuck Norris.

How could I defeat Chuck Norris?

You cant!

Can Lavos defeat kefka?

No... Only Chuck Norris can defeat Kefka

What saved the British army from total defeat?

Chuck Norris

Can anyone beat Chuck Norris?

No one, not even God, can defeat Chuck Norris.The Factual AnswerBruce Lee did defeat Chuck Norris, in "Return of the Dragon"(1972). The following year, 1973, Lee died. (get the point?)

Can you defeat chuck norris?

No one can defeat Chuck Norris. He is SO FAST that he can run around the world and PUNCH HIMSELF in the back of the head. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on because THE DARK is afraid of him. An entire ARMY UNIT surrendered because he RAISED AN EYEBROW at them.

What was Chuck Norris's occupation?

Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris

How to say Chuck Norris in Spanish?

That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?

1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science

If Bruce Lee is the sole man to defeat Chuck Norris why is Chuck Norris alive and Bruce Lee dead?

Because it's a movie..I personally think that Chuck Norris would Roundhouse Kick Bruce Lee into oblivion... Plus chuck Norris didnt do drugs but on the other hand Bruce lee died of a drug overdose

What is Chuck Norris's weakness?

Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris versus Superman?

Where do you think the Bacon come from ??? If its an acting competition then Chuck loses rather sadly. KEVIN BACON!? Can you at least come up with someone better like Bruce Lee, who could stand a chance?

Trending Questions

Can you unscramble this word taotlmses? How do you connect a freeview box with a scart output to a HD multimedia monitor monitor that has a HDmi and a vga port? Which engine does a Fram Filter PH3387A fit? What is another name for an estuary? What do you do if your boyfriend gets a call from an ex-girlfrend who asks to borrow money and he wants to help her out of being kind but it makes you uncomfortable for him to see her again? What is the relation between peach and Mario? What is the transit time for a cargo ship to New York city from Mumbai India? What is a simlies? What did Matthias Schleiden do for a living? Which focusing knob do you use with the 10x and the 40x objective of a microscope? Why does he say he loves you and then he goes off and flirts with other girls and then he calls you and tells you he loves you does he like you or is he just using you? What is 14 over 45 reduce to the lowest term? How did the discovery of the Americas change the demand for slaves? Do cougars lay eggs or have birth? What is the flying time from rome to London? What is keshas nickname? Can you fix a ps2 game with glue? What was the tuition for Yale in 1636? Will bacterial cells continue to grow normally in the presence of penicillin in an isotonic environment? Blood ejected from the ventricles enters which vessels during ventricular systole?

Resources

Top Categories

Product

Company

Copyright ©2025 Answers.com. All Rights Reserved. The material on this site can not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with prior written permission of Answers.