You cant!
You can't defeat Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
No... Only Chuck Norris can defeat Kefka
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Where do you think the Bacon come from ??? If its an acting competition then Chuck loses rather sadly. KEVIN BACON!? Can you at least come up with someone better like Bruce Lee, who could stand a chance?
You can't defeat Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
No... Only Chuck Norris can defeat Kefka
752, Chuck Norris can and will, that's all there is to it people. You just wait... Chuck will find you now... no one rhymes about Chuck Norris... NO ONE.
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris
No one, not even God, can defeat Chuck Norris.The Factual AnswerBruce Lee did defeat Chuck Norris, in "Return of the Dragon"(1972). The following year, 1973, Lee died. (get the point?)
No one can defeat Chuck Norris. He is SO FAST that he can run around the world and PUNCH HIMSELF in the back of the head. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on because THE DARK is afraid of him. An entire ARMY UNIT surrendered because he RAISED AN EYEBROW at them.
Where do you think the Bacon come from ??? If its an acting competition then Chuck loses rather sadly. KEVIN BACON!? Can you at least come up with someone better like Bruce Lee, who could stand a chance?
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could kick him right into the middle of next week.