How do you eat a hat?

Answer 1

YOURE GONNA CHOKE IF YOU TRY TO EAT A HAT!!!!!!!!!! But if you were to eat a hat i have a number of suggestions: 1. i would let a ccow eat it then id eat the cows leavings 2. I would chop up the hat into a million pieces and put it in a pile and eat them 1 at a time. 3. just eat it 4. you don't 5. KILL YOUR HAT!!!!!! then put it in a blender, put some milk in the blender, maybe some fruit, and pour it into a huge glass. Then you have to drink it. 6. well first you must cover it in lettuce.bacon tomatos and toast in that order then put it all in the blender and then keep putting it in a bigger blender than the last and then drink it all 7. You must eat it 1 bite at a time.