How do you eat a piano?

Answer 1

One bite at a time.

OR:

1. Do not eat anything for the days that precede the "piano eating" day.
2. Get a saw (under parental watch) and saw the piano into edible sized pieces.
3. Separate the keys from the wood.
4. Add seasoning.
5. Eat up!

*Make sure you eat the keys first, then the pedals, and finally the wood.*

*Please make it a priority to eat cherry or mahogany wood. *

*Yamaha and Steinway & Sons are the most delicious brands of Grand Pianos*

It is not recommended to eat any form of pianos; grand or keyboard. Thank you.

Answer 2

That's going to be very painful, Pianos are made of wood (Mostly).