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How do you eat a rat?

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UP in Grockleland, a deep fried rat in batter is considered a delicacy, served in a dish with mashed ear lobe pips, an average Grockle will consume at least five of these a day, washed down with lots of Mike2's lemonade.

Lately, there has been a problem getting rats in Grockleland due to an invasion of ferrets, so a company has been set up in Emmetland to export rats to Grockleland, this company is thriving and looking to expand into the drinks sector to cover the demise of Mike2's lemonade Company.

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