take a poop
or sit down and let her ripp in silence
or drink olive oil and get really gassy and get a JUICY FART.
or you can go to a library and sit around lots of people and do both
IT IS OK WE ALL GET THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU FART AND IT IS QUIET!
fart fart fart fart gassy horses and spiders
they get gassy
google "gassy erotica" forumyou'll find stuff there
Make your joints fart before going into a public place as to avoid embarassment.
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Depends on what you eat on the day, really.Avoid eating foods that make you gassy, and you're sure to be fine.
Yes big cats can fart in fact any cat or animal can fart.
Same thing as everything that farts: a buildup of gas in the disgestive tract which causes the sphincter muscle to push it out, making a fart.
any type of butt can fart but if a girl has a big butt the fart will be loud if a girl has a small butt the fart will sound weak.
A fart locker is a girl's butt. As in "check out the fart locker on that girl!"
For humans, it is absolutely possible. In fact, passing gas while you sleep happens quite often, especially if you eat gassy foods.
Yes it does, but supposedly if you are healthier it can have lesser effects on the body. But if you want to avoid being gassy after eggs, stick to eating the yolk.