You submit your really awesome and unaverage story and then sit around and wait until enough people vote on your story and it goes onto the site. If you are feeling generous during that wait you can vote on other peoples submissions and help them get posted. Good luck!!
Be more average and embrace the averageness. MLIA (end everything in MLIA)
Make a really good MLIA that is original, and doesn't sound like every other MLIA out there. Tickle a house elf.
submit it. Then wait. If it's good, it will get published, if not...well then you know it sucked and your life isn't all that average.
There should be!! :D I hope that when MLIA sees this answer they will think about publishing an MLIA book! Just think, a post that was made by you...... in a book!!! :D
MLIA (My Life is Average) is a hilarious site where people share unordinary, funny circumstances they found themselves in. MLIA is very awesome.
Sites that are like MLIA include:FMLTexts from Last NightMy Life is G
Look through all your books, search for notes that the Half Blood Prince left you (they have to contain doodles of ninjas and pirates), and that'll be enough.
MLIA submissions take about 3 months to get added on or maybe even longer.
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A good technique is to write in the story that somebody bet you $20 you couldn't get a story published on the site. Another technique is to say that somebody will dress up in a silly costume if you get a story posted on MLIA. Be aware that it typically takes over a month for the story to be approved and published.
I do not have a clue please help
because it's not.