submit it. Then wait. If it's good, it will get published, if not...well then you know it sucked and your life isn't all that average.
It was first published in September, 1839, in Burton's Gentleman's Magazine.
One biography I read said that Melodies of Love was a story published in a tabloid type newspaper and is not available in book form. I guess that story would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
it was published in 2002
Ashanti has published 9 albums and has one in the making. She also has a DVD.
Gaston Leroux first published Le Fantom de l'Opera in weekly increments starting in 1909. it was published as a novel in french 1910, and first published in English in 1911.
Make a really good MLIA that is original, and doesn't sound like every other MLIA out there. Tickle a house elf.
Be more average and embrace the averageness. MLIA (end everything in MLIA)
A good technique is to write in the story that somebody bet you $20 you couldn't get a story published on the site. Another technique is to say that somebody will dress up in a silly costume if you get a story posted on MLIA. Be aware that it typically takes over a month for the story to be approved and published.
You can't. If it is good enough moderators will publish it.
Wait until you do something awesome or make a good story up.
You post one that is FUNNY and AVERAGE. Then you wait.
You submit your really awesome and unaverage story and then sit around and wait until enough people vote on your story and it goes onto the site. If you are feeling generous during that wait you can vote on other peoples submissions and help them get posted. Good luck!!
There should be!! :D I hope that when MLIA sees this answer they will think about publishing an MLIA book! Just think, a post that was made by you...... in a book!!! :D
MLIA (My Life is Average) is a hilarious site where people share unordinary, funny circumstances they found themselves in. MLIA is very awesome.
After you go to their website and click "submit a story" and follow instructions from there you should find a button, poke it, scream "THE DEED IS DONE!!" and the story will be submitted.
Tickle a House Elf. P.S: You cannot 'beat the system' unless you find a house elf, and tickle it, so go look. P.S.S. You can also invent a time machine travel to 11:11 11/11/1111 and make a wish. There's no system to beat, really. You get enough "average" votes, you get published. Simple. It also takes a few weeks at least for your story to even start to show up in the "Vote on Submissions" section of the MLIA website, so be patient. If your story isn't published this year, it probably sucked. become averagely amazing
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