After you go to their website and click "submit a story" and follow instructions from there you should find a button, poke it, scream "THE DEED IS DONE!!" and the story will be submitted.
Wait until you do something awesome or make a good story up.
You post one that is FUNNY and AVERAGE. Then you wait.
Be a ninja or be attacked by one, know an awesome 6 year old, meet an innappropriate nun, or have an epic teacher, etc.
First off, you need to be average.Here are some topics that will help your story get posted....1.have a story about awesome old people2.mention the "google vs. yahoo war"3. Find waldo4.Have a story about harry potter spells5. have a story about ninjashope this helped!STAY AVERAGE
Make a really good MLIA that is original, and doesn't sound like every other MLIA out there. Tickle a house elf.
usually a month, but if the submission sucks then it doesn't ever get posted.
A good technique is to write in the story that somebody bet you $20 you couldn't get a story published on the site. Another technique is to say that somebody will dress up in a silly costume if you get a story posted on MLIA. Be aware that it typically takes over a month for the story to be approved and published.
You can't. If it is good enough moderators will publish it.
You submit your really awesome and unaverage story and then sit around and wait until enough people vote on your story and it goes onto the site. If you are feeling generous during that wait you can vote on other peoples submissions and help them get posted. Good luck!!
Be more average and embrace the averageness. MLIA (end everything in MLIA)
MLIA (My Life is Average) is a hilarious site where people share unordinary, funny circumstances they found themselves in. MLIA is very awesome.
There should be!! :D I hope that when MLIA sees this answer they will think about publishing an MLIA book! Just think, a post that was made by you...... in a book!!! :D