You post one that is FUNNY and AVERAGE. Then you wait.
Make a really good MLIA that is original, and doesn't sound like every other MLIA out there. Tickle a house elf.
You can't. If it is good enough moderators will publish it.
Wait until you do something awesome or make a good story up.
Be more average and embrace the averageness. MLIA (end everything in MLIA)
After you go to their website and click "submit a story" and follow instructions from there you should find a button, poke it, scream "THE DEED IS DONE!!" and the story will be submitted.
MLIA (My Life is Average) is a hilarious site where people share unordinary, funny circumstances they found themselves in. MLIA is very awesome.
There should be!! :D I hope that when MLIA sees this answer they will think about publishing an MLIA book! Just think, a post that was made by you...... in a book!!! :D
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submit it. Then wait. If it's good, it will get published, if not...well then you know it sucked and your life isn't all that average.
A good technique is to write in the story that somebody bet you $20 you couldn't get a story published on the site. Another technique is to say that somebody will dress up in a silly costume if you get a story posted on MLIA. Be aware that it typically takes over a month for the story to be approved and published.
MLIA submissions take about 3 months to get added on or maybe even longer.
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