How do you get celebrities to notice you at a film premiere without making a fool of yourself?
You don't. Movie premieres are not about you and your relationship with a star. They are about the promotion of the film. If you REALLY want to meet the stars, become a part of the movie world and then you will be noticed.
How do you talk to a girl that you like without making the conversation awkward and how to not be nervous?
You can erase your memory by making it seem like only a dream to yourself. Say if you were abused as a child and you told your friends, when they mention it just say you don't know what they are talking about. Once you convince others something never happened you start to convince yourself too making it only a thought or dream.
Yes and no. Celebrities like paparazzi when they're making them famous, giving them good publicity, getting them fans, more press coverage, yada yada yada. However, when the paparzzi starts stalking them and publicizing their issues and problems, then the celebrities dont like them so much. Now, paparazzi livelihood vs. privacy of celebrities is a whole other matter....