How do you get rid of a black hole next to your right ear?

Well if the black hole is next to your RIGHT ear then i suggest you take half a bottel of water, Aquifina, not tap water. And pourit into a frying pan filled with 2 one inch long pieces of scotch tape. Start frying them both until the tape melts. let it cool for 6 minutes then smother it all over your right side of your face. The noxious fumes should act as a black hole repellant. PS i get bothered by those alot. :3 TEEHEE