How do you get unaddicted?

Answer 1

Well. It is very simple. 10 easy steps.

(Step One) - Firstly you look at yourself in the mirror. You tell yourself that you MUST stop. Slap your cheeks it helps.

(Step Two) - Walk away from the mirror and then get a glass of water. Go over the subject you are addicted to. Sit in front of it. Splash the glass of FREEZING (this is important, if it is not FREEZING cold water, otherwise the treatment will NOT be effective.) cold water of your face and let out a huge roar.

(Step Three) - Pick up the subject you are addicted too. Bite it. Let it now you are in charge. The spit it out and repeat:

"You are not the God of me. You will fear me. I am superior. Die you horrible monster. Die."

(Step Four) - Next, you dress up as a cowboy and act out the famous scence of a showdown with the subject you are addictedd to. This will boost your confidence, as anyone who is dressed as a cowboy is bound to feel confident.

(Step Five) - Act out as if you have won the showdown. The subject is dead.

(Step Six) - Cover the subject that you are addicted to in the hottest mustard you can find. Eat it. (If it is drugs, then just suck the needle of powder..) Then spit it out into a blender. Blend it for 2mins and pour into a glass.

(Step Seven) - Throw the cotents of the glass out into your back gaden. Stamp on it. It make the demons fly out of it.

(Step Eight) - Preform a dance.

(Step Nine) - Roll around in the substance of your addiction.

(Step Ten) - Shout to the sky:

"You can fear me!! I am your master now! I can control YOU! Mwhahahahahaha! I have defeated you!"

(Step Eleven) - Congratulations. You have completed the unaddiction programme. I hope you live a healthy unaddicted life.

P.S If you are addicted to Facebook. You are screwed.

By Lizziee Dee :)

Answer 2

According to the Alcholics Anonymous big book the key to conquering addiction is actually to surender not control. The desire to control with will power absolutely does not work. An addict of any kind should join a group specific to your addiction where you will find a support group dealing with your exact same issues. They can be the main source for helping surrender the temptations and offer helpful info and strength to fight your addiction.

Answer 3

The main ways of doing it is stop doing what you are addicted to or strictly limit yourself to a time limit which doesn't interfere with the rest of your life. Some people can do this for a period of time until they have lost their addiction, but some have to do this for the rest of their life.