Grab your shotgun and go hunting! A somewhat saner approach Don't park under trees Cover the vehicle with a light weight material.
buy a cat
To keep birds out of outdoor areas a person can put up screens on all sides. A good idea might be to purchase a screened in tent that is tall enough to cover the pergola. Hanging sheer curtains around the pergola might also help.
Your dog feels it is their bathroom/bed. Try making two rooms in one cage.
birds
How long before you worry about old dog not pooping ?
No they don't. They love pooping on cars.
mabey u should keep birds out of the pool from pooping in it.
by pooping
This fear is called Ornithophobia. the fear of birds.
birds hit cars
There is a product out there called Bird-Deter that is specifically designed for use on a mailbox. It is a very simple design but it keeps birds off of a mailbox with harming them in any way.
you keep it healthy by pooping on your self
I just can't help it
One way to have birds to stop pooping there is to make sure to remove all bird feeders in your area. You also don't want to put a lot of trees in the area of your verandah.
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To keep birds out of outdoor areas a person can put up screens on all sides. A good idea might be to purchase a screened in tent that is tall enough to cover the pergola. Hanging sheer curtains around the pergola might also help.