I just realized this is a perfect lead in for my new act:
You know you are a vampire if...Vampires are not real so nobody is a vampire.
vampire are real know i know the truth but i cant tell why to humans
There is no such thing as a vampire and if they are real we don't know how to spot one yet
no one must know
Vampires are not real. Therefore you cannot see them
Hate to break it to you, but vampires are not real.
they arent real. ?
No. Vampire penguins are not real.
no way!!
You'll know when you wake up.
The vampire is a figment of a writers imagination. So there never was a real vampire.
There are no "real vampire clans".