How do you know if your being investigated?

Answer 1

You might be under investigation by law enforcement if:

Your neighbors suddenly lock their kids in the house when they see you come near;

The "telephone company" suddenly has people working in the man-holes and on the power poles around your house 24/7;

Your bank tellers suddenly look very nervous when you come in and the bank manager comes over and stands by you while you conduct your "business";

A large, American car with a couple of people in it starts hanging out across the street from your house when you are home;

Your mail is suddenly sealed with scotch tape instead of licked like normal;

The gardener is suddenly clean shaven and short-haired and woks a lot in the flower beds outside your office window;

You suddenly realize you haven't seen a "marked" police car in your mirror in a very long time;

Your in-laws start to encourage your wife and kids to take a loooong vacation with them;

Your boss starts to speak loudly and distinctly when questioning you about things at work;

There are suddenly joggers who like to jog from one end of your block to the other, only;

The "Mormon Missionaries" knocking on your door suddenly look a lot older;

You get arrested.

Answer 2

When you see strange people riding by your house and staring at you. when your phone start doing unusualSpell check your answerl stuff. when your conscious warns you.... LISTEN!