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How do you lite a firework?

Updated: 11/21/2022
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Magicalpony

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15y ago

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lighting a firework is a very delicate process. First you must steal a match from your parents. If they don't approve, just stick your tongue out at them and run away with the matchbook or lighter where they can't find you. I would recommend a forbidden tree house or you're next door neighbor's bathroom. Then once you are safe, go outside and lite the match. (have your fireworks supreme pack 2,000 and .7 ready) Next, put the match to the punk stick. Make sure when doing this your face is very very close. (for best results) Then proceed whipping the punk stick around pretending you are a japanse kung-foo warrior. If you happen to burn yourself, carry on as if nothing happened. Then, get your biggest bestest firework delux box, and place it right next to yourself. Take your punk stick and try holding it from the burning end. Once you have finished your fun with that, lite the humongous firework box and wait for the boom.... FINISHING RESULTS: *sometimes folks don't quite make it to the hospital* *other times, if you are of the selected lucky, well,... HAVE FUN NEXT YEAR**!!!

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