"How many anuses do you have?" is "¿Cuántos anos tiene?"
However, the question "How old are you?" is "¿Cuántos años tiene?" The difference is the tilde, the squiggly line over the n. It has a "ny" sound, like canyon. When you answer about your age, you say "Yo tengo (some number) años" only if you say it without the tilde, you're indicating a major medical problem and your Spanish friends will snicker.
Go to http://www.insults.net/html/swear/spanish.html and find out.
Anus is the translation in German. It is translated from English to German. German is mostly spoken in the European countries.
Tu eres la cola.
los anos mejores de mi vida.. Put a tilde accent over the n in anos! Otherwise your sentence will say 'the best anuses of my life'...
"I have 12 years" Tengo doce años. Be sure to use the ñ not the n in años. Otherwise you would be telling people you have 12 anuses.
You would say "El cumpleaños de mi hermana" (with a tilde, the little wave, over the 'n' in 'cumpleanos'. Without the tilde it would sound like "counting anuses" (in Spanish)
If you mean "hace años", that's Spanish for "years ago". If you mean it as written, i.e. "hace anos", that's Spanish for "he makes anuses".
There isn't a plural. --------------------------------------- excuse me, do NOT erase my answer. its my opinion and you can think what you like. i say its anuses or anii.
Yes! If they didn't have anuses, they would not be able to defecate.
They aren't. They aren't different from man's anuses and putting something in it will hurt.
"We are gods with anuses." -- Ernest Becker, from Denial of Death
yes they do,
if you replace anos with años then you say i am thirteen years old if not you are saying i have 13 anuses no joke.
¿Cuántos, as?
Muchos.